2006-06-13 05:08:11 · 16 answers · asked by union_lonely_girl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Darling who cares how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood , but if you got to know the rest of the poem goes "a woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood " now do I get a chuck 10 points for this answer?
2006-06-13 07:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by joegossum 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If a woodchuck coucld chuck wood a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Damn.
2006-06-13 05:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to take into account many factors:
- how large is the woodchuck?
- how old is the woodchuck?
- Is the woodchuck a male or a female?
- Is the woodchuck hungry?
- Is the woodchuck angry that the groundhog gets all the glory and all he gets is a stupid rhyme?
- What exactly is meant by 'chuck wood'? Does this mean to toss sticks? Does it mean to eat wood? How about 'regurgitate wood'? I guess then what you really want to know is how much wood can a woodchuck eat before it is violently ill? And wouldn't the woodchuck risk getting splinters in it's esophagus?
Should we really be encouraging bulemic behavior in our woodland creatures? don't they have it hard enough, what with global warming and deforestation?
We should be ashamed of ourselves.
your not the first to ask this question
2006-06-13 05:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood.Lots of wood, Would a woodchuck chuck.
2006-06-13 05:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck all the way if a wood chuck could chuck wood! :)
2006-06-13 09:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by movn4wood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-13 05:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-06-13 05:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by starrblazing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we will never know because a wood chuck can't chuck wood because you said how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood so really unless we find a wood chuck who can chuck wood we'll never know how much wood a wood chuck can chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood jeeze my brain hurts haha check ya later ♥
2006-06-13 05:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck the same in inches as Fuzzy Wuzzy's hair. But if fuzzy wuzzy was a bear and fuzzy wassy had no hair , than fuzzy wassy wasnt very fuzzy wassy. So the answer is he would chuck zip dudda. diddley squat. Lazy woodchuck !!!!
2006-06-13 05:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by skipper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wood because a wood chuck can't chuck wood
2006-06-13 05:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Hottie15 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋