A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."
2006-06-13 05:06:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol it good
2006-06-13 05:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats an awesome joke
2006-06-13 05:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ducky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is haloruios or however u spell it! thats too funny
2006-06-13 06:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by ~Cats rule~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dun understand...
2006-06-13 05:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by sadgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn man stfu wtf waht teh fcuk. shut yo @$$ up
2006-06-13 05:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Roychipoqua 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
:D
2006-06-13 05:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that i needed it ! It cheered me up.Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-13 05:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋