A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen." From now on, you need to know that I'm the man of this house and my word is the law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
2006-06-13 04:49:45 · 8 answers · asked by lastofodyinbreed 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Funny! :)
2006-06-13 04:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by curiousgeorgia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I heard a similar joke. A guy told his wife, "now that we're married, I'll do whatever I want, be home when I feel like it, and my dinner better be prepared when I come home from work." and she replied, "Well, I'll be having sex at 7 o'clock sharp, whether you're home or not." :)
2006-06-13 04:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny ......i am a wife and if my hubby ever said those things to me i would have to say the same .....lol
2006-06-13 04:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by stemy78 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh even though I'd do all of it for my love (~_~)
2006-06-13 04:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats a good one
2006-06-14 06:28:07 · answer #5 · answered by krazylady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hey are you single if so e-mail me at lyn2norton.com
2006-06-13 04:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by jakelyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how exciting. thank you for sharing that
2006-06-13 04:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Christian S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good. lol
2006-06-13 04:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by jesselovesgod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋