Or any place loaded with dough. I need some quick cash. Thanks for any help.
2006-06-13 04:38:00 · 21 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
1. Get a degree in accounting.
2. Get a job at a major bank.
3. Skim money off the top through clever accounting practices.
4. Funnel money to a secret offshore account.
2006-06-13 04:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by badidea1318 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that really depends on the type of Bank you are trying to rob, and what you are after in the Bank. For example, are you trying to rob a Blood bank? You could be after the blood stores or you could be after other equipment. You could rob the Blood bank for the Blood Mobile...or for the blood analyzers. If your trying to rob a Sperm Bank, Cord Blood Bank or other type of bank, maybe you should consider what you are really looking for and what you will actually get. Just like this answer to your question, you got what you asked for, but its not what you really wanted. The dough you are looking for does not have to be in Citibank, it could be sitting in another bank. However, converting it to cash (US Dollars) is another problem.
~BT
2006-06-13 11:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by BillT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the best way to rob a bank and not get caught?
By fantasizing about it, you can always pull off the perfect crime that way. And after the robbery you can get laid by Angelina Jolie.
2006-06-13 11:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by Coz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the best way to rob a bank or any other place and not get caught is to GROW UP AND GET A JOB !!!
2006-06-13 11:50:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job there and do it little by little.....
or pay someone who works in the currency room to do it. The only way to successfully rob a bank is from the inside...
2006-06-13 11:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To kill yourself immediately after you robbed the bank and told the police that you did it. Jump in a river from where they can't take out your corpse.
2006-06-13 11:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Macho Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an actor in a movie about a bank robbery.
2006-06-13 11:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by paradigm shift 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say disquise yourself as a "special person" wear a helmet,
mismatched shoes(shoes with those orthopedic lifts are even better) wear magnifying glasses that make your eyes look huge,
suspenders, the whole get up. usually, bankers are really nice
to these particular people so they will be too busy offering you
lolly pops to notice that you have a note that says"if you dont give me $$$$$, im taking this joint down with me."
or, tell them that you're collecting for some kinda "fund" for these people, then you wont have to kill anyone
enjoy!
2006-06-13 11:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a Credit Card.
2006-06-13 11:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Antares3D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is always a chance of being caught no matter how ideal the robbery may seem
2006-06-13 11:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋