HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home when I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too... When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.
2006-06-13 04:06:31 · 13 answers · asked by rogdogg187 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-06-13 04:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Oh My Dear Aunt Lizzie tht is so funny! Imao!
Women are from a really hard place to survive and men are from a really shallow hole in their little universe.
lockerridge thumbs^up rating to you my friend, great joke!
2006-06-13 11:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's amazing how differently men and women think and respond to things. this is really funny. it's even funnier b/c that's really how it goes b/n women and men. gold star for you:-)
2006-06-13 11:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
proof that men are from mars and woman are from jupitor...actually the womans complaints mirrored my own complaints in my marriage...perhaps I should start specifically asking him about his golf game!!!
2006-06-13 11:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by shannon d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a true story lol
2006-06-13 11:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by mondray b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Haha
2006-06-13 11:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow- thats insane- but funny
2006-06-13 11:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by *~MimiAngel~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-06-13 11:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. i feel bad for HER. lol
2006-06-13 12:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! too funny and too true!!
2006-06-13 11:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by purple_euphoria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-13 11:15:54 · answer #11 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋