An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on.
The Italian opens his lunch and looks in and says, "Pastrami again! If I get pastrami one more day, I'm gonna jump off this building."
The Mexican opens his lunch and says, "Tamales again! If I get tamales one more day, I am gonna jump off this building."
The Redneck opens his lunch and says, "Peanut butter and jelly again! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more day, I am gonna jump off this building."
The next day at lunch, the Italian opens his lunch and finds pastrami, so he jumps off the building.
The Mexican opens his lunch and finds tamales, so he jumps off the building.
The Redneck opens his lunch and finds peanut butter and jelly, so he jumps off the building.
Later, at the funeral the Italian's wife cries out, "I didn't know he disliked pastrami so much!"
2006-06-13 03:39:06 · 8 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Mexican's wife cries out, "I wish I knew he was so sick of tamales!"
The redneck wife says, "Hey, don't look at me, he always fixed his own lunch!"
2006-06-13 03:39:24 · update #1
ha ha ha good one!!!!have a grateful day:)
2006-06-13 03:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Redneck Jokes - The Caddy
A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decided to stop and the next gasoline station and fill up.
"What can I do fer y'all?" the attendant asked.
"Fill it with supreme, " the man said.
While the attendant was filling the tank, he looked the car up, down and sideways. "What kinda car is dis here?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."
"It's a brand new Cadillac, " the driver said proudly. "It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a CD player, an 8-speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes, leather interior, digital instruments..."
"Wow, " said the attendant. "That there's the fanciest car I ever did see."
"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when the attendant had finished.
"That'll be $30.25, " he replied. The driver pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. Then he went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change were a few golf tees.
"What're them little things there?" asked the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive, " said the man.
"Goodness, " said the attendant. "Them Cadillac people think of everything."
2006-06-13 11:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool funny
2006-06-13 10:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny again!!
2006-06-13 10:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by HoneyBee24-7-365 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know which one is better, yours or xoxo's! Imao!
lockerridge thumbs^up to you both.....
2006-06-13 11:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, But thanks for reminding me how funny that one is.
2006-06-13 16:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by Karl.with.a.K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao to both
2006-06-13 11:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by Texas Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woo-hoo!! both of you are too funny!!
2006-06-13 11:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by purple_euphoria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋