2006-06-13 03:13:47 · 32 answers · asked by The Devil 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Since I know neither what either requires, nor if I've met those requirements, who knows. But, here's a cool joke that explains that maybe neither choice is all that bad:
A good, clean living Pagan died and went to Heaven. St Peter met him at the door.
"You can't come in here," Peter said.
The Pagan asked why.
"You're Pagan... sorry. But Hell isn't so bad. Your friends are there, and they say it's cool."
The Pagan is depressed but goes anyway, because he was, well, Pagan.
So he goes to Hell and is greeted by a beautiful green field with people picnicking and having a great time. A man in a white comes over to him and presents himself as Satan, and the Devil tells him of all the delights in what appears to be a 5 star resort.
"Wow!" thinks the Pagan. "Hell ain't so bad! I'm happy to be here."
Suddenly, the sky gets black and fire spews from the ground. A screaming, flaming man falls from the sky and is swallowed by a crack in the earth. After he disappears, everything returns to normal.
"What the heck was that?!" the Pagan asks Satan.
Satan replies, "That was a Christian. They wouldn't have Hell any other way."
2006-06-13 03:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 9⤋
Everyone goes to the Devil first and then can move up to God after time spent in Hell.
2006-06-13 03:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by greendaychik84 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the Devil? If so what with the horns and red suit? If you have unlimited evil powers why would you need horns? In most animals with horns, they have something to do with a mating ritual used to determine the stronger of two males...I'm just saying.
By the way, your followers are douche bags.
2006-06-13 03:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Thirdman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U go to the dirt (ashes to ashes and dust to dust) until Judgement Day. On Judgement Day you will be raised to either burn eternally (with the beast (devil) and the false prophet) or eternal life.
John 5:29
And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
Revelation 19:20
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
2006-06-13 03:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would for sure go to GOD because he put me on this Earth to live and to grow and when its my time to go I would want to go to him. There is no place like Heaven, not that I know now, but I am pretty sure its a great place.
2006-06-13 03:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by LO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who knew there was internet access in Hell?
Forget the pearly gates, I'm going to Hell and spending the rest of eternity on Yahoo! Answers.
2006-06-13 03:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by James 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God he is in Heaven and I'll be happy. If I went with you I wouldn't be dead because you'd be on Earth.
2006-06-13 03:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Stewie Griffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You back to Dust, whence you came.
But if you're going to be dancing, staying up all night watching brain-dead TV & partying. I'm with you!
2006-06-13 03:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody gives wrong answers. For a sinner like you, you'll be tortured until the Day of Judgment. Then, you'll be tortured 'gain.
2006-06-13 03:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ch'é'étiin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully to you so I can kick your ***. I've always wanted to get my hands on the devil.
2006-06-13 03:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my soul belongs to God so as much as you would like to have it you cant get it. everything and everyone ultimately comes back to God, even you, cause as hard as it is for you to conceive this motion at the present time, God created you as well.
2006-06-13 03:16:42 · answer #11 · answered by montana_leather_thong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋