2006-06-13 03:13:11 · 22 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, my boss's job.
And to top it off he smokes too, so he takes extra breaks for that. He's also a pretty big guy, so he gets a little longer lunch than the rest of us,
and five (i'm not making this up) PAID vacations every year. those are actually mandatory.
And up to twenty sick days a year.
He spends about an hour and a half on the phone everyday
and about forty-five minutes giving me "what for",
and after all is said and done, i figure he actually works about twenty five days out of the year.
Not bad. I'm a little impressed by these numbers considering how much money i'm not supposed to know he makes.
2006-06-13 14:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by Just Gone 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No...
Do you think Google would fire their workers if they took as many coffee breaks as the Y!A team?
2006-06-13 04:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i work in sales for a coffee distributor. i was required to drink a least 1 cup per client. that was about 40 cups per workday. i still have withdrawel symptoms for that strong columbian i used to pinch from the boss....till he found out i used more than i sold....ahhh....oh well, maxwell has some pretty good s-it so i get by.
now i sit and wait for my next fix....i feel a song comming on...(THANX SKYNNARD)
Whiskey bottles and brand new cars;
oak tree you're in my way.
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.
CHORUS-
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.
Yeah.
Angel of darkness is upon you.
Stuck a needle in your arm (you, fool, you)
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose,
one more drink, fool, would drown you. (hell, yeah)
CHORUS
Now they call you prince charming.
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes.
Say you'll be alright come tomorrow, but
tomorrow might not be here for you. (yeah, you)
CHORUS
Aw, you, fool, you.
You stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before.
One little problem that confronts you,
got a monkey on your back.
Just one more fix, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. (hell, yeah)
CHORUS 2x
Oh, you, fool, you
Don't stick those needles in your arm.
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool
2006-06-13 04:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by deb in ohio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the guy from Pennsylvania who answered above about Penn Dot ,yes they do exist....I have seen them numerous times leaning on a shovel or broom. Once, years ago I witnessed two Penn Dot guys actually lifting a road sign into place. Made me feel proud to be from Pennsylvania.
2006-06-13 11:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...mine. I work outta my home for myself, so if I wanna spend time on here during my many coffee breaks...instead of working, no one will complain. Okay, maybe my kids will when I can't afford to feed them any longer...but heck they need to go get jobs for themselves anyway!
2006-06-13 05:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coffee break consultancy
2006-06-13 04:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it is called PENNDOT. We in Pennsylvania are still wondering if they actually exsist, although they do have Construction equipment to put on the sides of the road to make it look like they work.
2006-06-13 03:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working from Home!
2006-06-13 03:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by julia4evert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I called in sick yesterday but I really went to Vegas... I'm hoping that I don't get fired.
2006-06-13 04:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine. Pretty much the only time I'm on Answers or 360, I'm at work. Impressive, huh?
2006-06-13 05:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋