Pissin in a can...shaggin the dog...shavin the budgie..
I dunno...
2006-06-13 03:03:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
tripping on acid and predicting the future
2006-06-13 03:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Well, there was this time when I was a little kid that I would run around in circles spanking myself yelling "Ankum spankum! Ankum spankum!"
There was also the time they noticed me hanging out of my window pulling an arrow out of the window frame. It wasn't supposed to be there and I didn't think it would go towards the house, but I was curious how far it would go if I shot it up in the air at a 50-60 degree angle... Apparently it went a lot further than I expected and the wind cought it a little bit, pushing it further left than I expected... Luckily nobody go hit...
There was the time when my electric-blue crayfish grabbed my little (3 y.o.) brother's finger. I TOLD him not to stick his finger in its face. Duh. So my dad sees and stomps it to pieces... For a while I thought I had seen the only one of its kind killed...
Then there was that time with the electric muscle massage pads and finding interesting places to put them on me and my friends... Nothing erotic, but we pulled some muscles that otherwise don't pull...
My dad was especially pissed off when he learned that I thought his Corgi toys (metal tanks that are no longer manufactured for something like the last 30 years) were just not as exciting without live explosives. I mean, they're tanks, right? So why not fire "real" bottle rockets and smoke bombs and M80s at one another? Well, one my dad heard all the noise and that is the one time I can remember getting spanked. Looking back, I'm not sure if he was more pissed at my blowing a tank apart or playing with stuff that really could have hurt me. It took having a lady finger go off in my hand years later to realize that screwing around with explosives isn't so safe. If that hadn't happened, maybe I'd be in the demolitions business today...
2006-06-13 03:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom walked in on me while I was doing the one handed shuffle. The worst part is that it was right when I was climaxing and I had that weird contorted face thing going on. Damn... that was 15 years ago and it still make my face turn red to think about it. Soooooooo embarassing.
2006-06-13 03:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by woodybmi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i was only 3 or 4 my mom caught me and the boy next door examining each others private parts.
2006-06-13 03:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Carrie P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticking a fork into light socket, just before I was thrown across the kitchen!!!
2006-06-13 03:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doin a girl in my room
2006-06-13 03:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by melindaandlouis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plotting World domination, muhahahaha!!!
2006-06-13 03:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
putting her cat in the microwave this morning ummmmmm yep
just kidding i never been caught doing anything by anyone that would be weird
2006-06-13 03:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sniffing a book!
I looked up and my mom was like what the **** are you doing!
And I was like *reading!
Dont ask me why i sniff books they just smell good!
2006-06-13 03:08:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
caught me in the bathroom, doing u know what..
(I could of sworn the door was locked)
2006-06-13 03:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by Kain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋