"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday Buddy"
2006-06-13 03:01:43 · 17 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol urs is funny but mine iz funnier lol
Redneck 911 Call
A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
2006-06-13 03:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That "IS FUNNY" !! and YES I like. You have just proven that people can tell "A GOOD CLEAN JOKE" and get a laugh.
Thanks for a "good laugh" today.
Who says country folk (red necks) can't come up with clever ideas to get something done?
Wonder if Jeff Foxworthy has heard this one. It's a good one !!
2006-06-13 10:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by LindaInNC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-06-13 10:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by HoneyBee24-7-365 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke and brilliant idea, well unless it pisses they FBI off and they come after you lol.
2006-06-13 10:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redneck jokes is so funny!
2006-06-13 10:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Points whore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great...Classic...I'm ashamed to be a country girl now...lol
2006-06-13 10:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by lilcountrykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny nice
2006-06-13 10:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good!
2006-06-13 10:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That's pretty funny.
2006-06-13 10:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by masaki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I need to try that for my dad huh:)
2006-06-13 10:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋