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My Pastor tells me that this is so

2006-06-13 02:46:04 · 16 answers · asked by Dumb American 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Not sure, maybe the clue's in her name?

"Hilary Clinton" is an anagram of "tiny ill Charon"

(Charon was the boatman who ferried dead souls to the afterlife, in ancient Greek mythology)

Hmmm...

Mind you, it's also an anagram of "chin nit orally" which might be an unpleasant outcome of Bill's former misdemeanors?

;?)

2006-06-13 04:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by owd_bob 3 · 0 1

Yes, in a manner of speaking.

(1 John 5:19) the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one

(1 John 2:18) Young children, it is the last hour, and, just as you have heard that antichrist is coming, even now there have come to be many antichrists; from which fact we gain the knowledge that it is the last hour.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; 4 and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. 5 You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.

2006-06-13 02:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0 1

No. She's not a Satanist. She's a carpetbagger and opportunist, perhaps, and like her husband she tends to check the polls to determine what her most deeply-held convictions and beliefs are this week. But she's not a Satanist; she's a Methodist, actually.

There are few things more dangerous, however, than Christian extremists who believe that anyone who disagrees with them on any issue is demonic. That kind of thinking is absolutist "splitting," the dividing of the world into those who are 100% with us and those who are 100% against us. Such thinking is actually characteristically symptomatic of mental illness. Have you considered the possibility that your pastor suffers from paranoid ideation or other signs of mental illness, by the way?

Jesus himself disapproved of that kind of extreme absolutist thinking. Consider his advice about Simon Magus: "All who are not against us are with us."

2006-06-13 02:52:44 · answer #3 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 0 0

No she is as much a super naturalist as a God worshiper though, she worships "society" instead of god. In both cases individuals and or masses of individuals can and will be sacrificed to serve either god. Both are considered a subjective moral system.
And both are not moral if they can rationalize force to get their way.

2006-06-13 02:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by Real Friend 6 · 0 0

Everybody is satanist in this world including you.

2006-06-13 02:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think your pastor may be worshiping the wrong god. he sounds a little confused. ask him a judging others and if his ready to be judged

2006-06-13 02:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by jon 3 · 0 0

probably not, but i would guess that your pastor is a chauvinist. anyways, doesn't he (i assume a he) have more important things to preach about... say, like love, humility, and forgiveness?

2006-06-13 02:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by katunich 2 · 1 0

Yes. She also likes to bite the heads off of live kittens.

2006-06-13 02:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am willing to believe it!
give me evidence. I do know she is not a Christian - going to church doesn't make you one . How long would you have to sit in a hen house to become a chicken?

2006-06-13 02:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by Brit 1 1 · 0 0

no, wouldn't have thought so probably just a bit liberal for your pastor - get another one

2006-06-13 04:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by mesun1408 6 · 0 0

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