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How do you console a depressed McDonald's or Pizza Hut worker?

Okay, here's what'cha do.
It will work for a male or female employee.
First ya go to the florist and ask them what they have on sale, or what's cheap that they will deliver....Next you fill out that little card on the flowers with something really mushy and sign it "your secret admirer.
and then you hot foot it back to Mc Donalds (or Pizza Hut) and be there when the flowers are delivered..and watch the smile on his/her face.

the bonus is...you get to watch him/her get all goofy eyed everytime a member of the opposite sex comes up to the counter!!!!

*Now isn't that sweet?

2006-06-13 04:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 5 1

Take the McDoanld's worker a Meat Lovers Pizza from Pizza Hut and The Pizza Hut worker a Quarter Pounder w./ cheese meal from McDonald's.

2006-06-13 08:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take them to Taco Bell. Tell them to get an education and get out of the fast food working life. Also, deep throating a colt 45 works well too.

2006-06-13 08:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bamski 3 · 0 0

treat him to a quarter pounder with cheese or a double pepperoni pizza. And tell him he is not the only loser in the world, that plenty of other stupid kids decided to focus on everything else but studying in high school

2006-06-13 08:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by scorpion 2 · 0 0

Letting them shart in a competetors restroom and then take them to a counselor that works at a West Virginia rest area.

2006-06-13 08:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by jrhod263 3 · 0 0

By throwing a pizza on his head.

2006-06-13 08:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by y not? 2 · 0 0

Talk them into calling in sick one morning. That always made it possible for me to keep my job in fast food for one more month while I paid my way through junior college.

2006-06-13 08:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by Mac13eth 4 · 0 0

Treat them to a home cooked meal and show them what real food is like.

2006-06-13 08:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by AL 6 · 0 0

Get them a scholarship to a college so they can get a better job.

2006-06-13 09:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by nimo22 6 · 0 0

Your mother said a little kindness goes a long way...

2006-06-13 08:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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