1. thau shalt rant, whenever an opportunity presents itself.
2. thau must answer every question in the "religion & spirituality" section of Yahoo answers, no matter how stupid that question is.
3. thau must bother no other god but me.
4. thau must covert thy neighbors oil.
5. thau must always be a hypocrite
6. thau must preach, preach and preach again
7. thau must ignore scientific evidence, despite the fact its proven.
8. thau must select pedophile ministers.
9. thau must cover up the pedophilia in the church.
10. thau must have great riches and only share it with other god botherers.
2006-06-13 00:31:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good stuff how about
Thou shalt forgive all sinners, however only in the most patronising way possible
Thou shalt threaten 'burning in hell', 'everlasting torment' and 'demons with pitchforks up your bottom' to all sinners in the name of the God of eternal love.
Thou shalt not listen, think or form a logical argument
2006-06-13 03:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by dust 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yay to "rocky_road", excellent scripture. My answer is exactly the same.
And I'm sad for you, oxymanron; you probably don't even realize that the stench of your sarcasm is so strong it transcends even the computer lines. How hurt you must have been in the past, to write such acerbic thoughts. Those that wounded you so grievously were not God, oxymanron, and I'm sorry you didn't recognize that.
2006-06-13 08:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question tells us how much we still need the ten commandments to remain in their original form. Though I may not understand what made you feel this way, my guess is that you are tired of the current status, where we have good guidelines and yet we still do what you have in your commandments. Do not tire so easily, have the passion for the good of humans. We all want to live happilly, joyfully and in peace with one another.
2006-06-13 08:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by Emide 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep I think that they are the real ones but they changed them because they though people wouldn't like that because they all do it. Oh and don't forget Thau shalt not present any evidence when questioned rather instead question the questioners beliefs and not take any notice of them then accuse them of not taking any notice of you.
2006-06-13 07:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book. If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.
2006-06-13 07:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not only insane but 8 and 9 make you an insane pervert
2006-06-13 07:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like thy 10 commandments.
2006-06-13 07:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Tan B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why write this, your already doing it,
May God Bless Your heart and Soul and someday open your own eyes to the Truth.
2006-06-13 07:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by spenderalla33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stick with the original Exodus 20 if it's all the same to you. Some good thoughts though so good luck with that.
2006-06-13 11:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by mesun1408 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, it's THOU not thau. Second of all, are you serious? Third of all, read the Bible. Stop asking stupid question on Yahoo Answers.
2006-06-13 07:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by hillbilly_mama123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋