Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it properly?" asks the doctor, there's no going back!"
"I'm aware of that and U R not going to change my mind - you book me in to be castrated that’s it"
"Well, OK.", says the doctor
So operation is done and the nxt day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I
would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Sh*t! THAT'S the word, "CIRCUMCISED"!"
2006-06-12
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