I have failed in the exam. How can I impart some sense of humour telling my parents about that sad news?

Answer 1

Tell then few motivational quotes like, "great accomplishments always have humble beginnings." or "Failure is the first step to success." or abt Abraham Lincolon who failed many times before he became the president. finally tell them u r sorry and will not let that happen ever again (start preparing for excuses to be given next time :)) after all, u have failed but u r not a failure, r u?

more? tell them u cudn't properly grasp the subject for which u shud' have consulted u'r teacher but (s)he was very unfriendly........blah blah...... it was a bad day.......blah blah........i ran out of luck......blah blah.... after that, either u will hear the sounds of laughter or thrashing. good luck!

PS:visit some good self defence site and learn some methods of self defence in case none of these excuses work. hope u will come back here to rate this answer.

Answer 2

A letter to Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Carly and she is so nice even with all
her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only
the passion, dad - she's pregnant and assures me that we will be very
happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is so much older than
I am. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.

Carly taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we need. In the meantime, we pray that science will
find a cure for aids so that she can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which
is in my desk centre drawer. I love you!

PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home.

Answer 3

EASY!!! Just say "Look I took the exam, sure I failed. But at least I tried and I can take it again! We learn from our mistakes so if I fail again, I'll learn that much more!!! To fail is to learn and if I passed I would have cheated! And you know you didn't raise a cheater!" What parent could be mad after hearing that crock of **** from there kid? I think none!!!

Answer 4

You know mom, you always say that I'm growing up to fast. That you never want to see me leave the house. I came up with the perfect solution. Failing exams, that way I can stay at home, and have the brains of child much longer

Answer 5

ok, start out by telling them the following...
A blind man, a Smelly bat and big foot all walked in to a ( the subject you failed)Exam...WHICH OF THEM PASSED? let them guess for 10 seconds and break the bad news.

sorry you failed. try again. everything happens for a reason. god works in mysterious ways.

Answer 6

Which exam did you fail?

Answer 7

i failed bcos i love my lessons so much that i do not want to part with them and study new ones. i really want to keep failing. wish me luck and give me blessings.

Answer 8

Tell them your running away with the circus already dressed as either a clown or a fairy floss girl. :)