A junior dr was left behind while his boss was out. When he came back the senior dr asked how many petients the young guy had treated.
"Three" said the junior. "one patient came in complaining about constipation I gave her laxatives...another complaining about a headache, I gave him aspirin." The senior dr says that was good, but what about the third one? Junior:, "She was a very beautiful woman. She came in and started to undress herself infront of me. She said she had just been released from prison and had not seen a man for five years...so I gave her eye drops!'
How do you rate?
2006-06-12 20:30:58 · 16 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey superman, tht was not funny so you don't get the 10 point, sorrrrrrrry, back at ya!
2006-06-12 21:15:27 · update #1
hahahha.after ages a FUNNY joke.hw many points do u want ill give u all.
ill also try to remember this one wen an occasion arises generally one tends to forget the jokes!!!
2006-06-12 20:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by sarita tiwari 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋
no no my boy it was a waste...it did not make me laugh...i will rate it 5/10.
if u dont want to, dont give me 10 POINTS but i said the truth.
guess what, i will tell u a joke...if it makes u laugh give me the 10 POINTS. deal?
as kids see it:
It had been a rotten morning. My three kids were boisterous and driving me crazy. Counting to 10 wasn’t helping, so to release the pent-up frustration, I walked into my bedroom closet, shut the door and SCREEAAMMED! It worked. Afterwards I felt much better.
Ready to face the rest of the day, I opened the door and was greeted by three terrified faces.
“Mom,” said my five-year-old. “I told you there was a monster in there!”
2006-06-13 03:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke buddy its good 9/10 no doubt u can have more then 9 but for the timing 9 is enough for u i think already all ppl like this joke nice one keep it up and hay thax for 2 more point in my account thx alot buddy.
2006-06-13 03:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by patni_ankit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny GGB nice to have a good laugh after a break, keep it up
2006-06-13 05:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is a bit on the "dirty" side but at the very end its pretty funny... i give it a... 9/10
2006-06-13 03:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Carson R. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH lol 9/10
2006-06-13 03:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. The doctor needs a vacation
2006-06-13 03:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genious. Not the doctor, the joke.
2006-06-13 03:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Doctor!!!! But a nice joke!! LOL!!!
2006-06-13 04:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-06-13 03:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋