2006-06-12 20:16:24 · 16 answers · asked by B Z 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
1. Go into the bathroom
2. Close the door
3. Pull your pants down
4. Pull your underwear down
5. Sit on the toilet so your butthole is over the water
6. Relax and push as the same time
7. Wipe your butthole with toilet paper
8. Flush
9. Pull up you pants and underwear
10. Open the bathroom door
11. Leave the bathroom
2006-06-14 17:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Eat plenty of fibre in your diet, such as seeds, nuts and grains, or try a fibre supplement. If you're still not managing to poop, try a natural laxative, senna for example. If you still can't go, see your doctor. They may want to x-ray your abdomen to check for constipation. If you do have severe constipation, an enema (or colonic lavage) may be required.
And if this is just a silly, time-wasting question, I hope you cr4p in your pants...if not, I'm sorry and I wish you well.
2006-06-13 03:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Turn on ventilation fan or open window if available,
-Pull down pants and underpants and position your bottom over a toilet. Leave the seat down and the lid up for this maneuver.
-If you are in a public restroom, try not to grunt, yell holy sh**, or make others pushing out noises. Likewise, when you are finished, anything above a simple sigh of relief is unseemly.
-Wipe.
-Flush. If there are skid marks, flush again.
-Spray a little air freshener if necessary.
-Pull underpants and pants back up before leaving restroom.
2006-06-13 03:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sandie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told that the gentleman should escort his date into the car and close the door. Once she is safely inside the car, poop away while going around to your door.
2006-06-13 03:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Asian and some middle eastern countries, people squat. It is the best position for your bowel to be in, to be able to completely eliminate all waste. (Not to mention great exercise for your thighs!)
For pregnant women, in western countries, it is recommended that when sitting on the toilet, they should raise their ankles so their bowel is in the correct position.
Also, you should never have to strain, to force the bowel movement to happen.
2006-06-13 08:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read something whilel you are on the pot. But first you have to be sitting on the pot. Walk into the bathroom, put the toilet lid up, sit on the toilet, get something to read and have at it.
2006-06-13 03:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by israel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the out house
2006-06-13 03:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by mazzygirl83 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I can't wait to read this one. My suggestion is "without pants on"
2006-06-13 03:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by sharkbite321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mostly in the sitting position....but then again i've never had a colostomy bag
2006-06-13 03:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take your pants down and do it in a can then mail the can to someone =)
2006-06-13 03:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by poison ivy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋