There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bike."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you shall own a motorcycle."
The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about adultery so you shall get a Porsche!"
The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts Laughing and the man in the Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!"
The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"
2006-06-12 19:55:03 · 9 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Joann, for the funny joke this morning!*~*!
2006-06-13 02:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by Moose 6 · 13⤊ 7⤋
Always good the second time around
2006-06-13 02:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda good the billionth time around.
2006-06-13 03:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old one. heard already several times. cool
2006-06-13 03:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-06-13 03:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-06-13 03:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by flying peanuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
2006-06-13 03:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe ho ho blah..........................................................
2006-06-13 03:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by Elizabeth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks.
2006-06-13 02:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋