can you explain me why ???

Question

1) if money doesnot grow in trees, then why do banks have branches ?
2) why does a round pizza comes in a square box ?
3) why doesnot glue stick to its bottle ?
4) why do you still call it building when it is already built ?
5) if its true that we are here to help other,what are the others here for ??
6) if you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots ?

Answer 1

1.) Well, it all started a long, long time ago...just kidding well banks have branches because thats the type of english we use lol no really those are what the offices are and yes I am going to answer your questions "literally" just to be an a$$. Those offices are connected to each other because they are under the same name and same rules.
2.) The pizza in a square box well I don't know about you but it definately sits better on a seat and sometimes says better where ever you put it because of its corners. If you had a pizza in a round box then hell it would be all over the place.
3.) Well the glue not sticking to the inside of the bottle trick actually it does if you leave the cap off...and it sticks to the cap when it dries. Most of all it has to do with the amount of oxygen that hits the glue which causes it to dry so it doesn't stick to the inside when it is closed because there is a certain amount of moisture in the bottle i.e. the glue which is the liquid. Unless like I said the cap is open or off your good to go your glue will not stick and there ya have it! Brilliant!
4.) Let's see why do we call it a building when it's already built. I personally think it was laziness back in the day they couldn't think of a better general name of the finished structure so that's what we got stuck with.
5.) Well there here for the same reason to help us lol. It's the circle of life my friend.
6.) Would you really wanna go and have just one beer and not sit around and BS for a while...it's honnestly a place to congregate to have fun unless taken to far lol which most people go to. Well if you want to be ignorant about it they need more than one spot to have people pick up their cases or six packs of beer and take them home...but if you look at it that way that's why they have drive thru beer places now lol. Maybe the thought was you would bring someone with you or in other words you D&D designated driver and they could drive you home but we all know from statistics that usually doesn't happen. All in all it doesn't make sense!!!!

Probably the main point to all of it our own little not so mysterious mysteries of life lol.

Just a side note that has nothing to do with all of this blabbering I must say you are rather good looking.

Answer 2

1. branches means sub-divisions. tree branches are sub-divisions of other branches and to the trunk of the tree.
2. a circle would be more difficult to make that a square.
3. glue sticks stuff together when it's dry. in the bottle it stays wet.
4. the same reason football in the usa isn't called "elliptical-shaped ball" and soccer is called football. it just is.
5. to help us.
6. in paris, most places doesn't have parking lots. you just take the metro or walk. maybe thats why america is so fat, we got to bars to get drunk, drive home, and sleep for the next 12 hours.

Answer 3

1) Money is made partly of cotten plants. Plus it's how u tell banks apart
2) Square pizza's come in square boxes, so it's only natural
3) Glue doesn't stick to everything
4) U got a better name for it?
5) to help you
6) It's called tollerence you lightweight!!

Answer 4

1) i think the old saying is wrong! money grows on tree as it is made of paper and paper is extracted from trees.

2) easier to handle and easier to take the pizza out from the corners.

3) because there is no oxygen for oxidation at the bottom of the bottle!

4) because people are not sure if there is any construction still going on!

5) it is true that we are there to help others and also to accept others help and that's wat others do!

6) so that they can drive in!

Answer 5

1: coz money comes from the branches
2: coz a square box is cheaper than round
3: coz they sticks to each other.
4: coz the build still standing after the built
5: coz the others are here for our help
6: coz the parking lots are actually for their staffs.
7: coz we live in a crazy world
8: coz we are crazy.

Answer 6

1 ....why do rivers have banks if they don't have cash?...same concept
2 it's hard to make round boxes just for pizza delivery
3 it's plastic and there isn't much air inside for it to dry
4 because you are "building" it before it's built.
5 to help us
6 for the people who work there and the people who are supposed to pick you up

Answer 7

All I wish for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth ( I had an twist of fate years in the past and the entrance have porcelin caps that ought to be transformed in approximately two months while I could have stored adequate cash to interchange them!)

Answer 8

Good questions, but even better answers by "georgedolack". And "Little Miss Cant Be Wrong" is very wrong. These aren't oxymorons you moron. Some of these questions are coincidence, irony, idiocy, and curiosity.

Answer 9

Good questions.

Also, why is there only one monolopies commission?

Why do "Overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite?

Why can you water a horse but not milk a cat?

Answer 10

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do fly's fly upside down to land on the roof?