How do you keep your wife from nagging you?

Question

How do you know what you did wrong, when your wife won't stop nagging at you from the kitchen?

You didn't make the chain short enough.

Answer 1

How do you know when you are in the doghouse? Your wife kicked you there from the kitchen.

Answer 2

Question:
If the wife is nagging u at the back door & the dog is barking at u at the front door, who do you let in first?
Answer:
The dog. At least the dog will be quiet once u let it inside :)