only one please also make it original
2006-06-12 18:00:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you confuse an Archeologist?
Hand them an old bloody tampon and ask them how old it is
2006-06-12 18:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Small Lady 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ff*************** ttthingggg offffff?"
2006-06-13 01:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Talk about a flashback to high school!!!
OK...What's grosser than gross??
Biting into a hot dog and finding a vein.
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!
2006-06-13 01:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Tish 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is worse that swinging a baby on a clothes line at 100 mph
Stopping it with a shovel
Or
How do you stop a baby from crawling around is circles.
Nail it's other hand to the floor
2006-06-13 01:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by Magarnical 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ordering a Bloody Mary at a bar and finding a string in it!
2006-06-13 19:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt remember it very well cuz it wuz a loooong time ago but it went kinda like a pencil a pickle and a penis were sitting in a room talking about their lives, the pencil says my life sucks people are always sharping my head and rubbing my *** off, the pickle says no my life sucks people take me away when im little put me in a bucket of vinegar for years then they eat me...the penis then says you two think your life is bad my master wakes me up out of a dead sleep puts me in a bag throws me in a dark room and beats my head against the wall till i puke...lol...i loved it when i was younger...
2006-06-13 02:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a cheerleader does a split and stays stuck to the floor.
When you throw a booger to the wall and it stays stuck then it falls and crawsl right back up.
2006-06-13 01:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by Jessi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. How long did it take to make The Red Sea?
A. A bloody long period
2006-06-13 01:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call 2 skunks in a 69?
odoreaters
2006-06-13 01:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by amby pamby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do u do with an elephant with 3 balls?
walk him and pitch to the rhino
2006-06-13 01:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
2006-06-13 01:02:53 · answer #11 · answered by Patches 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋