im going to weld the doors shut, load up the mongooses with viagra and release the entire pack (at least one-thousand) throughout the halls and classrooms.
i've posted this question in two other categories and have gotten some awesome answers, it's funny though the answers seem to have stopped at 13 on both.
and no i'm not a stupid little kid and i don't need a life, i'm just a crazy 17 year old with an off the wall imagination. just read my questions and answers you'll see what i mean.
2006-06-12 17:25:06 · 25 answers · asked by Cyrus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow, i'm getting alot of answers, but yeah, i'm not sure where to get ahold of 1000 mongeese, i need to think of something else, but after all it was just theory, not something im really going to pull off. i so wish i could though. i'd be on national television i'd bet. would horny goat weed be cheaper? lol
2006-06-12 17:48:57 · update #1
and what the hell does columbine have to do with horny mongeese, no ever died getting their leg humped my a mongoose. of course my school only has 300 people, so it would be three apiece, hmmmm might be a problem, lol.
2006-06-12 17:51:07 · update #2
That would be funny, especially if you placed random female ones around the building. XD
2006-06-12 17:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe there are several issues to be discussed here. First of all, there is a safety issue with welding the exits shut. By doing this, if something were to happen, (fire, etc.) there would be difficulty leaving the building.
Secondly, feeding Viagra to animals may not be a good idea... since you are certainly not a vetrinarian at age 17. The dose to feed these animals may be quite different, and most likely is, than a human dose.
Third, where would you gain the capability of having a thousand mongeese, (sp)? That would be a feat in itself.
Finally, I believe it is a thoroughly unsafe plan, and would most likely harm at least one human and several animals.. possibly killing some due to the drugs ingested.
2006-06-12 17:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Heather D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welding the doors shut is not a good idea, for safety reasons. What happens if there's a fire between welding the doors and releasing the mongooses? (Or is that mongeese?)
Viagra probably doesn't work on mongooses. Just like your dog's medication wouldn't keep you healthy and probably will get you sick. Besides, Viagra itself doesn't cause any, ahem, change - it just helps the change to happen when the patient wants that change to be there. How will you arouse the mongooses?
2006-06-12 17:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by geofft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been done with ducks and chickens. The kid had to pay $3500 to clean up the school.
Where you gonna get 1000 mongeese?
A welder?
A prescription for 1000 viagra?
You're in denial. You really are a stupid little 17 year old kid.
2006-06-12 17:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was 17 and stupid once, we turned a bunch of pigs loose in the school, at the time it was funny, after we got done doing community service, it was not so funny. We missed graduation and it messed up going to college, I still went, but it sure made it harder to get in to the college of my choice, I was an A student with a great imagination also, but looking back, I wish I would have shut my imagination off, and used my brain. Good Luck.
2006-06-12 17:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Incredible idea, but will mongoose actually eat the viagra? If so, do like the other person said........film it, but post the video on youtube.com. It would be absolutely halarious! Is this for a special school occasion, like senior prank, or just for the hell of it?
2006-06-12 17:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by rkscomp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does viagra final result mongoses and wherein you gonna get a one thousand of them. If it really works , i feel you will have to hooked up a few cameras within and put up it on the web as soon as you're performed. Would love to peer that
2016-09-09 00:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to see you get a thousand mongooses. Weird Al couldn't even deal with 12 weasels.
2006-06-12 17:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by redwolf7782 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm?...where are YOU going to get at least a thousand mongeese hmmmmm?.......and at ..17...your to young to obtain viagra......and at ..6..bucks a pill thats an awfully expensive plan i mean if you just give eash mongoose 1 pill....that 6 thousand dollars...not including shipping and handling..NOPE .... ITS A ....BAD....PLAN.... DUDE
2006-06-12 17:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by towndrunk91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are trying way too hard to be original. Saying you have an "off the wall imagination" shows that you are trying to portray yourself that way, as opposed to actually being that way.
Be yourself. I promise that you'll seem much more original and "off the wall" that way.
2006-06-12 17:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by Not Allie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋