Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
2006-06-12 17:09:56 · 40 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another:
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
2006-06-12 17:11:55 · update #1
Blonde men are not dumb.
2006-06-12 17:23:07 · update #2
Old jokes. Still funny. Thanks.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-12 17:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hehehehahaha for both! i love blonde jokes
how's this (not too good, made me laugh)
a blonde, brunette, and redhead robb a bank and are running from police. They all run up three different trees.
The police go to the first one were the brunette's at, she makes a bird sound. They move to the next tree, with the redhead.
She makes a chipmunk's sound. They move to the next tree.....dun dun dun, where the blonde's at.
She goes MOOOOOOOO!
(I don't have to say much more, do i?)
Hope it made you laugh, if not, oh well! SMILES:)
2006-06-12 17:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by Cha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite all right. but it did not make me laugh. now
see my joke and if it makes u laugh give me 10 points..:
As kids see it
<1>It had been a rotten morning. My three kids were boisterous and driving me crazy. Counting to 10 wasn’t helping, so to release the pent-up frustration, I walked into my bedroom closet, shut the door and SCREEAAMMED! It worked. Afterwards I felt much better.
Ready to face the rest of the day, I opened the door and was greeted by three terrified faces.
“Mom,” said my five-year-old. “I told you there was a monster in there!”
<2>Just before supper, my son Cooper, who’s nearly three, asked me to come and look at something. I followed him to find the freshly set table covered with green decorative glue. Trying to stay calm, I counted out loud, “One . . . two. . . three . . .”
“Mommy, do you like my beautiful craft?”
“Four . . . five . . . six . . .”
“Mommy, are you counting your blessings?”
2006-06-12 17:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so retarded. Not all blondes are stupid. Well some of my friends are stupid but I have a friend named Kristin, who is a blonde, and she is really smart. So what she isn't going to skip to 9th grade math like I am. But whatever.
Brains are for brunettes!
2006-06-26 10:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by Werido3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Giggle. Chuckle. Guffaw. Laugh. Snort. (Sorry about the last one. I love blonde jokes since I'm a brunette.)
2006-06-24 08:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-06-25 17:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So did you come up with this or was it from personal experience?
Apparently you are a blonde to come up with such stupid jokes, this is what gives blondes a bad name.
2006-06-12 17:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both funny but i like da 1st one better i rate it a 9 and the second one a 7
2006-06-12 17:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by ms.jazzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 and ur only saying that blonds men aren't dumb because ur blond and a man and u know ur dumb....
2006-06-26 09:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOR 1ST 10\10
2nd 10\10
NOW U GIVE ME 10 TOO K
2006-06-23 23:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. I'd say 6/10. I've heard them both before though.
2006-06-25 20:00:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋