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Good evening everyone .. enjoy :)

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the
plane on the way to LA, when the American turned
to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of "-ese"
are you ?".

The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I
don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of "-ese" are
you ?".

Again, the Japanese was confused over the
question.

The American, now irritated, then yell, "What
kind of -ese are you ?? Are you a Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..."

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".

A while later, the Japanese turned to the American
and asked, "What kind of "-key" are you ?"

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean
what kind of "-key" I am ?".

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a
Yankee ?"

2006-06-12 16:57:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

lol! thanks everyone for rating the joke! :)

2006-06-12 17:14:04 · update #1

25 answers

LOL FUNNY! After all the jokes them Yankees made up about us Dixies, we finally got one on them. Thanks!

2006-06-12 17:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Funny. 8/10

2006-06-13 00:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by Aaron 1 · 0 0

Enjoy what? A joke making fun of Americans? No thank you and tell the Japanese they are welcome for the population control back in the 40's.

2006-06-13 00:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by William M 2 · 0 0

I give you 20/10. That was a very funny joke, it wasn't racist & it just proves how much angrier Americans can get over a stupid situation.

2006-06-13 00:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0 0

Nice joke. This is the second best to that i heard in Y!A.

Ratings: 9.75/10.

2006-06-13 00:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by sammy 3 · 0 0

cute but clean rate it a 9

2006-06-13 00:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by blackjack911 2 · 0 0

me an IAN 10/10

2006-06-13 05:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

you`re the best.
you make me looking for answer how really looking4answer are.
thank and thank again.

2006-06-13 02:01:53 · answer #8 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0 0

Good joke, I laughed.

2006-06-13 00:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by brandijolove 4 · 0 0

That earned a chuckle.

2006-06-12 23:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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