2006-06-12 16:32:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Holier -Than-Thous give the Lions a lot of gas. The vet bills went sky high and the Senate decided just to go to Purina LionChow as a safe alternate to Christianity.
2006-06-12 16:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soga, most atheists "prey" on Christians because we come from a background where Christianity was forced upon us. Once we grew old enough to find the truth for ourselves, it was only natural for us to feel some anger towards the religion.
And rivertrotter7, I started drinking Powerade before I read your post, now I'm wiping it off of my monitor.
I don't think we should feed Christians to lions, lets show them some of the natural selection. We put them all in an enclosed area and see what emerges, then the most successful animal can go on to reproduce. Me, I'm betting on the lions.
2006-06-12 23:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on, keep validating what Scripture says about unbelievers' attitudes toward Christians. Atheists have no rational basis to prey on Christians without preying on Buddhists, Hinduists, the list goes on.
WE have WON the battle already, it is written.
2006-06-12 23:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by Soga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gee I don't know. Here's one bunch of folks that tried it.
Dan 6:16 Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto Daniel, Thy God whom thou servest continually, he will deliver thee.
Dan 6:24 And the king commanded, and they brought those men which had accused Daniel, and they cast them into the den of lions, them, their children, and their wives; and the lions had the mastery of them, and brake all their bones in pieces or ever they came at the bottom of the den.
Dan 6:26 I make a decree, That in every dominion of my kingdom men tremble and fear before the God of Daniel: for he is the living God, and stedfast for ever, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed, and his dominion shall be even unto the end.
2006-06-12 23:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I wondering where that form of entertainment went myself. But I would restrict the food to evangelicals (fundamentalists). There ((are)) Christians out there who deserve to live.
2006-06-12 23:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why throw them to the lions when they're happy to just jump right into their cage? :o)
2006-06-12 23:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the Inquisition, the crusades, the witch trials, etc., pretty much put an end to those days.
2006-06-13 01:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
Lovely sense of humour... Too bad some don't get a joke. It's a good idea, I'd say.
2006-06-12 23:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I do think that that was outlawed by the democrats, or heck was it the republicans? I will have to do a little more research!
2006-06-12 23:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by oman396 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear atheists taste better
2006-06-12 23:37:53 · answer #10 · answered by Hello,It'sMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋