Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
2006-06-12 16:12:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
every night, a little girl would pray and say goodnight to everyone she could think of. her dad always put her to bed.
"good night mommy, good night daddy, good night grandma, good bye grandpa." said the little girl
"why did you say that?" asked the dad
"just because" replied the girl.
the next day her grandfather died. at bed time...
"good night mommy, goodnight daddy, good bye grandma." said the girl
"why did you say that?" asked dad
"it just came out." spoke the girl
the next day her grandma died. the dad started to wonder. that night...
"good night mommy, good bye daddy."
"what! uh, honey you just forget about that and go to sleep."
the next morning, dad woke up extra early. he began to grow paranoid and woke his wife up. sweety, i uh- um, gotta go to work early. i'll be back pretty late."
he assumed that nothing bad could happen to a guy sitting in a cubical all day. well it was almost 8PM and nothing deadly had happened to him. he decided to call it a day and return home.
when he got home, his wife answered the door and he ran inside.
the wife then spoke "honey, the strangest thing happened this morning."
"what?" asked the dad
"the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"
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10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
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8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
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5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
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2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
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2006-06-12 16:16:56 · answer #1 · answered by il_spongebob 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one pretty funny
2006-06-13 01:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man, thats a good 1.
2006-06-12 23:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your joke. It is funny.
2006-06-12 23:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man,,,, these jokes just fixed my nite! damn very very funny all of em! keep it up
2006-06-13 00:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by DrDro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahha
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-12 23:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! thanks i needed that!!!
2006-06-12 23:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by rose_everafter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one. Thanks anyway.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-12 23:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋