whats the fastest way to hell?

Question

am i going there?

Answer 1

In one of these. http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=43540

Answer 2

The fastest way to go to hell... There are many answers "here"... But I believe that here is already the hell... U know, here is the Earth planet... in Earth, we have Hell and Heaven in the same time, but in different places... Do not worry too much, where U live, U live well... So, live your life in a peaceful way and U will feel like in Heaven. :D Do not think too much about Hell, because U can "attract" it and U could arrive there accidentally...

Answer 3

This is a joke that was emailed to me......

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it compressed) or some variant.
One student wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing over time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul get to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people to dot belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives us two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate that the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster that the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell is frozen over, it is not accepting any more souls and therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a diving being which explains why, last nigh, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh, my God!"

This student received the only "A"

Answer 4

That would depend upon what your destination in hell is. Hell is a vast place. (with the different levels an all) But your currently on the outskirts, can't you feel it? Don't you see it? If not ,your not looking in the eyes of the ones around you! If you don't know your going to heaven then you can't be true in your belief

Answer 5

Depending on your definition of Hell that answer would be different so I will try to answer as many definitions as I know:
Millions of people have been taught by their religions that hell is a place where people are tormented. According to the Encyclopedia Britanica,"The Roman Catholic Church teaches that hell.... will last forever' its suffering will have no end."This Catholic teaching, the encyclopedia goes on to say,"is still held by many conservative Protestant groups,"Hindus, Bhuddhists and Muhammadans also teach that hell is a place of torment. No wonder that people who have been taught this often say that if hell is such a bad place they do not want to talk about it.
This raises the queastion: Did Almighty God create such a place of torment? Well, what was Gods viev when Israelites, following the example of people living nearby, began to to burn their children in fire? He explains in his Word: "They have built the high places of Topheth, which is in the valley of the son of Hinnom, in order to burn their sons and their daughters in the fire, a thing that I had not commanded and that had not come up in my heart."Jeremiah7:31
Think about this. If the idea of roasting oeople in fire had never come into God's heart, does it seem reasonable that he created a fiery hell for those who do not serve him? The Bible says God is love(1John4:8) Would a loving God really torment people forever? Would you do so? Knowing of God's love should move us to turn to his Word to find out just what hell is. Who go there and for how long?
Webster's Dictionary says that the english word "hell" is equal to the Hebrew word Sheol and the Greek word Hades. In German Bibles Hoelle is the word used instead of "hell";ortuguese the word used is inferno, in Spanish infierno, and in French Enfer.The English translators of the Authorised Version , or King James Version, translated Sheol 31 times as "hell," 31 times as "grave," and 3 times as "pit." The Catholic Douay Version translated Sheol 64 tomes as"hell,"the question is:What kind of place is Sheol or Hades? The fact that the King JamesVersion translates the one Hebrew woed Sheol three different ways shows that hell,grave and pit mean one and the same thing. And if hell means the common grave of mankind, it couldnot at the same time mean a place of fiery torture. Well then, do Sheol and Hades mean the grave, or do they mean a place of torture?
Before answering this question , let us make clear that the Hebrew word Sheol and the Greek word Hades mean the same thing , by looking at Psalm16:10 in the Hebrew Scriptures and Acts2:31 in the Christian Greek Scriptures. Notice that in quoting from Psalm16:10 where Sheol occurs, Acts2:31 uses Hades. Notice too that Jesus Christ was in Hades or hell. Are we to believe that Godtormented Crist in a hell of fire? Of course not! Jesus was simply in his grave. So then in answer to your question the fastest way to hell is to die and are you going there ? Well yes if you die. And all of us can die any time in fact none of us know when that would be and how fast. There is no slower way there than to die but is that what you really want to go to hell?

Answer 6

whats the fastest way to hell?

for one to be their self, do nothing change nothing. be who you are. continue to indulge every whim, don't worry about the consequences of your actions.believe that your way is the only way.

yeah, I think this is the quickest way & the sure Fire one too!

Answer 7

Redding, CA is the only Hell I know of, so I guess that depends on where you live. Take a car, bus, train, airplane, whatever. I don't know if you're coming here or not, but if you do, when you leave, can you take me with you?

Answer 8

There are so many quick ways to hell until I can't begin to count! But if you could add them all up it spells "Hell." Any disobedience according to the word of God.

Answer 9

Hitchhiking, of course. Hitchhiking on the Highway to Hell.

No, I am. If I am to believe all the people who decided to doom my soul to Hell, I'd already be there. Shame for them I don't believe in afterlife.

Answer 10

the fastest way is to kill yourself.
you must be cleansed of all sins in order to have a chance of going to heaven. oh, and you also have to accept the death of jesus christ.

Answer 11

You are on the fast track to hell.