I'm trying to think of a good lie to tell women so they'll sleep with me. Would it be cooler if I said I just got out of a coma or if I said I was a mountain climber? I want to get chicks, but I don't want to shave or even shower really.
2006-06-12 15:53:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your best bet would be to find chicks who are in comas! You could have sex with them and they wouldnt even be able to say NO! Go around to your local hospitals and see what is available. Good luck with that sir!
2006-06-13 05:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by HOT A$S 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Put down the scotch. You've had enough.
When you TELL the women....when you open your eyes....
when you move your lips...they'll know....
Forget it. Basically, they would have had to KNOW YOU
while you were IN the coma to sympathize with you.
Please bathe. The assault to the nostrils will drive
even a lonely sheep away. As a matter of fact, scent
is the most powerful motivator for females. So wash.
Please. Buy some Old Spice Red Zone deodorant..or get some
of that Axe. Take a walk on a windy day. Why am I giving
you advice? You should pray and ask the LORD to
save you and send you a woman. He'll do it. Clean up,
though. Please. I smell you from here.
2006-06-12 15:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL NO!!! the best way to get a woman is to be honest. if you have to lie about yourself to get someone, then you have nothing to offer,should get yourself together before thinking about getting with any female.
2006-06-12 15:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your in a coma, you wouldn't tell anyone that your in said coma. nice try
2006-06-12 15:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sandman23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont lie to a girl to get her to sleep with u just be honest..cuz if u lie she will hate u for it!!
2006-06-12 15:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by the quiet one 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think your best bet would be to just get them REALLY drunk. That way you both win. You get laid, and they don't remember! Good luck.
2006-06-12 16:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by euphoriarevelation 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, you can lie, but you have to shave and shower, that's just gross if you don't.....
My friend says he lies that he's gay, and then girls just convert him, of course on a consential basis
2006-06-12 15:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Tang Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well then good luck getting a chick, because i would never do you..... especially if you did not shower... that is just sick..
2006-06-12 15:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by sis_jk27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you was in a coma you could not speak you dumb ar.se
2006-06-12 15:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by kel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think they would believe you more if you said you were Forrest Gump
2006-06-12 15:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋