The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
Drew (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
2006-06-12 13:13:32 · 18 answers · asked by deed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are these funny or whaaaaaaaat? lol
2006-06-12 13:15:31 · update #1
ha ha ha sooooooooooooo funny
2006-06-12 13:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by hunter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kennedy
2006-06-12 13:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, cute, I like the butt dust one, hehe!
2006-06-12 13:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow these are hilarious. kids do say the darndest things..10/10
2006-06-12 13:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so awesomely...but what if trhe grannys panties only say "10" or "16"...
2006-06-12 13:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by gimme 10 points 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute
2006-06-12 13:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwww they're so sweet and innocent haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-12 13:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!! XD
There is something inexplicably funny about "butt dust."
2006-06-12 13:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, those are hilarious...kids say the cutest things don't they?
2006-06-12 13:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by musicismyobsession 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love love love them!
2006-06-12 13:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are funny i like the last one!! thankz i needed that
2006-06-12 13:23:02 · answer #11 · answered by cheernchic152008 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋