A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," he innocently answered.
"You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," the boy explained, "I leaned over and said, "Pssst!" and it didn't move."
2006-06-12 12:53:45 · 14 answers · asked by deed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THX for reminding me its YA and so I guess the question could be....
Ya Think De Cat wuz Dade? lol
2006-06-12 13:18:27 · update #1
haha awwww more innocence
2006-06-12 13:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-06-12 19:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give that a 9. Very funny.
2006-06-12 19:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww. Thats cute how the little boy pronouced it wrong. hehe
2006-06-12 19:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by my sn is fcarox94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-12 19:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-06-12 19:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by chikka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny gjgj
2006-06-12 20:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a great joke.are you a comedian?if not quit your day job because your great at telling jokes.you're hilarious.âº
2006-06-12 19:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Now what was your question?
2006-06-12 19:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by John D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's funny lol
2006-06-12 19:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jesseluver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋