One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"
She then asked, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said Holy Ch*t! A talking chicken!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes...
2006-06-12 12:28:49 · 9 answers · asked by deed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Summer, just nice way of saying sh*t....
Charlie, if you report me I will boycott your tuna....lol
Jordan, guess she was just tonguetied..haha
Gee, did not realize jokes were read and answered.. I was just trying to make your day....
2006-06-12 12:44:16 · update #1
What does the ch*t stand for?? Haahaa but it is funny....
2006-06-12 12:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to report you. I'm not reporting you for telling a stupid anecdote either. It is stupid though.
Please award the Best Answer points to me right now because you cannot argue the logic of this response and you stand in awe of the tremendous empathy and intelligence of this responder. Do not wait to give the points because I am not patient and I do not want to wait long for your tithe.
2006-06-12 19:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, but y was the teacher unable to teach 4 ten minutes?
2006-06-12 19:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Lemons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was totally funny! my stomach is still hurting from reading your joke and laughing on the floor! You should do this for life! i bet you will be paid with a lot of money with the jokes you tell!
2006-06-12 20:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwwww what is with you and innocent children haha and lastone this is jokes and riddles sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-06-12 20:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good! don't listen to Charlie Tuna...he's retarted!
2006-06-12 19:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by tots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-06-12 19:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by sumit_kn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-06-12 19:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but what was the ???????
2006-06-12 19:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋