2006-06-12 11:23:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what did the avatar just a whore, ask the pritty_p.ussy avatar @yahoo answers?
I don't know,but this language just earned Mz.pritty a violation notice, for obscene language,-adult content.
2006-06-12 11:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 17⤊ 1⤋
5 ways to (narrowly) escape a violation
5. put *&%^$ instead of the actual words
4. Write as..s instead of, well you know.
3. Make a change of scenery, move sections for awhile.
2. Email, harrass, and report the a$shole who reported you.
And the number 1 is......... Drum roll Please.........................
1. Leave the words Yahoo, Yahoo Answer, Answers team, violation and hate or dislike out of the same sentence. oops.
2006-06-13 07:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by The Invisible Woman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this is a true application from the girls father to the guys lol i was lmao and i still am
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, WORK HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR.
1. NAME__________________________...
DATE OF BIRTH___/___/___
2.HEIGHT__________________WEIG...
3. SOCIAL SECURITY#______________DRIVERS LIC#_______________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK__________________________...
5. HOME ADDRESS______________CITY/STAT...
6. DO YOU HAVE ONE MALE AND ONE FEMALE PARENT?_______________
IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN_______________________...
7. NUMBER OF YEARS PARENTS MARRIED?____________________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN?________________MOTORCYCLE...
TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES?___________WATERBED?____...
DO YOU HAVE AN EARRING?____NOSE RING?____BELLY BUTTON RING__
9. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEANS TO YOU?__________________________...
10. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TO YOU?__________________________...
11. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TO YOU?__________________________...
12. CHURCH YOU ATTEND?_______________________...
13. WHEN WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TO INTERVIEW YOUR FATHER?_________MOTHER?_______...
14. ANSWER BY FILLING IN THE BLANK. PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT MEANS I WON'T TELL ANYONE)
A. IF I WERE SHOT, THE LAST PLACE ON MY BODY I WOULD WANT WOUNDED IS THE ________________
B. IF I WERE BEATEN, THE LAST PLACE I WOULD WANT BROKEN IS MY _____________
C. A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE ______________
D.. THE ONE THING I HOPE THIS APPLICATION DOESN'T ASK IS _________
E. WHEN I FIRST MEET A GIRL, THE THING I NOTICE FIRST IS HER ________
(NOTE: IF THE ANSWERS STARTS WITH A T OR AN A, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES, KEEPING LOW AND RUNNING IN A SERPENTINE FASHION IS ADVISED.)
15. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU GROW UP?________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL OF THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICA AN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION,ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
______________________________...
SIGNATURE (THAT MEANS YOU SIGN YOUR NAME)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST. PLEASE ALLOW FOUR TO SIX YEARS FOR PROCESSING. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED IN WRITING IF YOU ARE APPROVED. PLEASE DO NOT CALL OR WRITE (AS IT WILL CAUSE YOU INJURY)
2006-06-12 11:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was telling his friend in the pub about his latest sexual experience.
Billy would you believe the other night I was ******* this girl up the *** (shithole) and when I pulled out there was a piece of sweetcorn on the end of my knob
Sweetcorn how did you know it was sweetcorn said billy
Well it tasted like it...
A bit corny but sick
2006-06-13 00:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by big paddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the guy on the violations comittee yell randomly 'YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!'
He'd gone through a day when finally he managed not to catch himself not violating something.
Ok that was lame but whatever.
2006-06-12 11:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by Alex the Anachronistic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the guy try to kill everyone on the yahoo violations commitee? Because they all SUCK
2006-06-12 11:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by polo boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats red and bubbly and scratches on a window?
A cat in a microwave,lol
2006-06-12 11:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by CATWOMAN xxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a d!ck so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped sperm from his chin
If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it!
2006-06-12 11:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde jump off the brige
to see if her maxi really had wings haha lol
2006-06-12 11:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you were to stand in a prison near the cells at night (or near the showers during shower time) what sounds would you hear?
"Ya-OOO!! Ya-OOO!!!"
2006-06-12 12:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋