2006-06-12 10:35:06 · 25 answers · asked by LarryGuy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nah just helps you die quicker. Stick to fruit and veg!
2006-06-12 11:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by samanthajanecaroline 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It helps you get to pizza heaven
2006-06-12 17:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by Meowmixtape 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I eat 2 whole pizzas a day, and am definintly going to heaven. Though I am also on my 6th Gastric bypass surgery.
2006-06-12 17:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by improvchicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since we all go to heaven, or rather ascend to an expanded, or "heavenly" consciousness when we die, technically, if you eat enough pizza to kill you, yes, it will help get you into heaven, as will any form of death.
2006-06-12 17:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know who gave you this idea, but it's a lulu! The only thing that you could eat that can help you get into heaven is the wafer/bread and wine/grape juice served in communion. By taking the communion, you are publicly stating that you have accepted Christ as your savior and the Son of God. You can only be saved by the sacred blood of Christ.
2006-06-12 17:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Pizza is Evvvvvvvil.
2006-06-12 17:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by pulchritudinous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, you can go to heaven, but it takes more time, since you go there bit by bit....in your farts. Ever tried pizza with beans on it? That is a true sanctifier!!
2006-06-12 17:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by I mean it!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larryguy, I do hope you were just trying to be smart. You did not succeed at even that. Surely you have more important things to do with you time then ask senseless questions that cost you 5 points.
2006-06-12 17:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if you made the dough with holy water... who knows? anyway as far as I'm concerned pizza IS heaven! :P
2006-06-12 17:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to get to heaven is through Jesus Christ.
2006-06-12 17:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by bryton1001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋