How big does my chihuahua puppy have to get before I can see it?

Question

I received what looked like an empty box for my birthday and was told it was a chihuahua puppy. I've been putting food in there for about a week now, but nothing has happened yet. Do I need to be more patient? Oh... wait! I think I see something!!!!!! Nope... sorry, it was just a speck of dust settling on some of the dry food. *sigh*

Answer 1

Sweetheart.......did you not know that chihuahua's come from Mexican jumping beans. I know you thought that was a waste bi-product. But leave it in the box. Continue to water it.....it will jump like the dickens....and then VOILA....your pretty little petite puppy will pop out! Give it time. :)

Answer 2

Throw in some steroids, wait an hour, if the box is totally destroyed, i would probably start looking around the rest of ur house.There is sure 2 be a trail of destruction and maybe a dobie on the end of it.

Answer 3

why are you making me work so hard....lol

Throwing food into the box is not enough. You need to pick it up, stroke it, cuddle it, kiss it, sing a lullaby.

You do that and it will blossom into a yappy little mongrel so much so, that you will wish it had remain a speck of dust. :)

Answer 4

Throwing meals into the box just isn't adequate. You ought to pick it up, stroke it, cuddle it, kiss it, sing a lullaby. You try this and it will blossom into a yappy little mongrel so much so, that you are going to want it had remain a speck of dust. :)

Answer 5

I suggest you buy special glasses 2see shoebox chi's 4 special people like U.

Answer 6

first you need to actually get one instead of an empty box

Answer 7

They probably lied to you because you would hear the puppy.

Answer 8

Just keep waiting ... and holding your breath will help it grow quicker as well.

Answer 9

probaly a joke tell the person who gave it to you the jokes over

Answer 10

too funny. this was a good one. i had to print it out and show my-coworkers. they laughed hysterically.