done by first graders...6-year-olds!
Don't change horses... ...until they stop running.
Strike while the... ...bug is close.
It's always darkest before... ...Daylight Saving Time.
Never underestimate the power of... ...termites.
You can lead a horse to water but... ...how?
Don't bite the hand that... ...looks dirty.
No news is... ...impossible.
A miss is as good as a... ...Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new... ...math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... ...stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... ...me.
The pen is mightier than the... ...pigs.
An idle mind is... ...the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's... ...pollution.
Happy the bride who... ...gets all the presents.
A penny saved is... ...not much.
Two's company, three's... ...the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what... ...you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... ...you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as... ...Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not... ...spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... ...get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you... ...see in the picture on the box.
When the blind lead the blind... ...get out of the way.
Better late than... ...pregnant.
2006-06-12 10:32:07 · 9 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this a question with a right or wrong answer? just joking! These are so real though, they don't sound like a grownup trying to write kid jokes like so many kid jokes do. I love them.
2006-06-12 11:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by telcontar328 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Really lovely poem TD.... "These moments spent good, My little boy little one, Turn days into lifetimes, Inches to miles, Strength comes from imaginative and prescient, Wisdom from smiles, Let fools search out fortune, March rank and dossier" I reproduction those traces to the e-book of my existence........
2016-09-09 00:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by siegers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.. expecially the better late than pregnant.
2006-06-12 10:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your first graders do this??? It's very funny!
2006-06-12 10:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by sunnydayzd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny!!!
2006-06-12 11:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by .......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.......LOL
2006-06-12 10:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeeeee-lol
2006-06-12 11:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so cute. thx
2006-06-12 11:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Who am I? Who are U? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.....
2006-06-12 10:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋