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The one that I find works best for me is- "My penis broke"

2006-06-12 14:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by SweaterMon 2 · 1 0

ive really never heard of an excuse not to...i have a gf so i dont need to make an excuse when i dont want to do it cuz she knws when im not in the mood or she well just get me in the mood then im up 4 it

2006-06-12 09:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 0 0

We already had sex today or im to tired. What a load of c****. Sex is good all the time.

2006-06-12 09:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by chantell 1 · 0 0

I've got to wash my hair.
Or I just did my nails, or hair, or make up, they are all used and are all bad excuses.

2006-06-12 09:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by johnb693 7 · 0 0

not tonight darling.......
I've got a headache
I'm washing my hair
I've got to get up early in the morning
I'm on
I'm not in the mood
I wont come
the list is endless i just cant be bothered to write any more

2006-06-12 11:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by miss_minxe 1 · 0 0

I Fancy your mother.

2006-06-12 10:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by Norman Bates 4 · 0 0

other people are in the house and they might here you

2006-06-12 09:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by cinnamon 3 · 0 0

it would spoil the honeymoon romance

2006-06-12 10:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"The kids MIGHT wake up!" Or," Not tonight , I have a headache!"

2006-06-12 09:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by olderbutwiser 7 · 0 0

'Davey, you're an ugly motherf**ker,'- courtesy of mt g-friend!

2006-06-12 10:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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