Who won: Big Bird or Barney?

Question

Tell me a crazy *** story with it and then tell me who won...I will give not only the winner 10 Points...but if you answer my question "Want 10 Points" I will give you that also...

In a fight

Answer 1

Big Bird.
Here is how it all went down.
Barney was asked to stop by on Sesame Street. (they were trying to get guest plugs to up the ratings)
Barney said sure and signed and agreed.
He did a guest spot, The Street's ratings sky rocketed, and the executives at PBS told Barney that he was facing cancellation because of the demand of Sesame Street.
Barney leaves the school and heads to The Street. Well since he isn't an actual member of the show he was stopped by Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch who are the basic security. When Barney wouldn't take no for an answer he was halled in to see the boss aka Big Bird.
"What can I do for you Barney?" asked Big Bird
"My show is going to be cancelled thanks to your show, my guest spot up your ratings and threatened mine. I want your show to pay me for my loss or make sure my show stay on air." Barney whined
"Now why would I want to do that. My show is doing great, and you were the problem, but now that you are no longer a threat Seame Street is right were it belongs. And as for you you are right were you belong too, in the trash. No offense Oscar." Said Big Bird.
"None taken, Bird Man" Laughed Oscar.
"But.... what about me, what will I do? asked Barney.
"Go flip burgers or something." said Big Bird
Out of nowhere Barney lunges at BIg Bird, Big Bird rocks back a bit then swings at Barney. A right, a left, another right. Then a power move he spins in the air and on the landing a kick sending Barney into the wall. Barney gets up and starts swinging missing Big Bird everytime. Because of Barney's weakness (small arms) he has to do almost a full turn to get a swing in. On Barney's last swing Big Bird kicks him the side knocking him over. Big Bird continues to kick the grounded Barney, till he is out.
" Take him out boys, leave him near the exec's offices, maybe they will think he is drunk and really cancell his show." sneered Big Bird

Answer 2

( BIG BIRD) One day the whole PBS family had a holiday feast. Everyone had to bring a dish. Big Bird brought the breads and salads, Barney brought a couple of turkeys. When they sat down to bless the food Big Bird noticed that the main dish were related to him, so he got mad and started poking Barney's eyes out with his beak, Barney started stabbing Big Bird with his fork. There was yellow and purple everywhere. When the dust had cleared they last man standing was Big Bird. There was enough gator to feed the whole PBS crew. After that turkey was never allowed at a function again, the new tradition is Creol.

Answer 3

Once upon a time barney got in a fight with big bird. Barney hit big bird on the face and big bird was so terrified that he couldn't defend himself. So barney started punching him for as long as he could until he beat big bird pretty bad. So barney won the fight.

Answer 4

Big bird

One day Barney got jeolos of Big bird and thought he should beat him up . Barney didnt have a chance.

Barney really wanted to show off to banbay bop but couldnt.He was to weak(little arms)So he sang Ilove you

then Big bird toook away the children then Barney took away his bear they started fighting until the kids were against Barney to then they all shot barney and sang
"I hate you you hate lets get togeter and kill barney with a great big gun and a kick from me and you wont you say you hate me to!!!"then barney died.

Answer 5

Once upon a time, Barney and his gang had a drive by near Big Bird's house. Barney shot Big Bird's momma. Big Bird and Barney decided to have a fight. Barney sang the i love u song. It hit Big Bird badly. Then Big bird hit him with learning. Then Barney takes out a gun and shoots him. Then, he goes to jail. The next morning, Barney was in fetal position and said, " i love u, u love me," and his inmate said, " your dam* right."
THE END!

Answer 6

once upon a time.....barney realized that big bird was getting way to many good reviews. so he decided that he was gonna have to do something about it. so he started with bribes to get big bird of the air, but that didn't work. so then he tried to sue big bird but the judge fined him for being stupid and sent him away. finally barney got so depressed he went and bought a gun and hone he was about to kill himself he decided to go beat the sh!t out of big bird. so he went to big bird mansion and started looking for him.
he discovered big bird with his partner in bed. so barney shot the other gay bird and then big bird got so mad that he got up and f*cked barney so hard he died.

the end

and big bird won


; )

Answer 7

lol
barney realized that big bird was sleeping with Baby Bop. here are some conclusions that lead him to this barney was going to baby bobs home and heard some dirty talk like baby bob telling big bird oh i love tonight its the best of all and she started making some moaning sounds then the next day she came to the show all happy and she was pretty and sexy with her clothing then the next night she was talking to one of the kids about big bird she said that he was adorable and a nice guy the way he moved and swerved but barney was down down from jealousy he was crying and crying because in the relationship with him and baby bob she wasn't as happy especially after they broke up (reason that they broke up baby bob caught Barney molesting a child in her bed) and he was still in love with her little did big bird know that barney was gonna straiten things out and tell her that he was cheeking for a rash in the child's paints so he decided to kill big bird he first thought about the gun then the knife but finally he came to his conclusion he went to the birds home and say baby bop in bed with big bird on top of her and he decided that he should go in the home and he did he took the ax and walked down sesame street he was thinking who should he kill first so he did he decided to kill big bird then baby bob then him self with a gun so then he broke down the door and charged at big bird baby bob lied and said he was giving her a massage and barney didn't buy it so he took the ax and one two three four five hits he hit him and hit him till he couldn't see anything from big birds body and he did the same with baby bob then he took the gun and forgot the bullets and the police wore out the door asking him too come out so he took the ax and started to hit himself in the heart and then he died sesame street will never be sesame street again in the remembrance of Barney and big bird and baby bob the three child molesters

Answer 8

one day big bird hit barney then barney sat on big bird!Barney won big bird died ♥

Answer 9

barney would (even tho he shouldnt) because hed kill big bird with the i love u song. trust me, it burnz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

elmo won