Whats your favorite excuse?

Question

What is your favorite excuse that you hear from pro-illegal immigrants?

Heres two of mine:

"you are racist"
really? Tell me what color illegal is?

"This nation was built on immigration"
Yeah, Legal immigration! Not illegal.

"Oh Really???? so all the irish and British came with visas??? so Columbus had a visa or green card ir Citizen ship???"

the return of black777 lol.
Okay, Columbus didn't bring a visa because the native americans had no government and no rule on immigration (whether it be illegal or legal). So he did everything "legally". And natives fought amongst each other for land, alll the time.

the British came from Great Britian. The french came from France. All territories in North america were owned by different european countries. So they didn't need visas if they were going to a place that their own country owned.

I very rarely use "you are racist", in fact I only use it to respond to someone who says something racist. My favorite anti-immigration excuses are :

"They dont pay taxes"
"They are rapists and murderers"
"They force me to speak Spanish/Shove their culture down my throat"

You KNOW that sh*t isnt true!


Actually there was a story of an illegal rtrying to rape a minor a few days ago. But obviously all illgals aren't like that, but still they comitted a crime (illegally crossing) and should pay for it by being deported.

They aren't learning english which is forcing spanish on americans.

" It hasn't been a problem for the last 50 years why is it such a big deal now?"

So your philosphy is, since it has been going on for so long we should just let it happen.

Hey corruption in south american governments have been going on for a while, they shouldn't fix that

Slavery has been going on since the begining. Why did we stop that?

Answer 1

We are poor!-join the club-

We do menial jobs!--thousands and thousands here do

We are trying hard!-then stay out of parades that burn our flags and try to hurt the economy

We are looking for a better life!-Whats wrong with fixing yours there instead of trying to change ours

We are the good ones! -than when you see wrong start calling it what it is-Illegal and quit supporting it.

You are racist!--No I like many people of different nations look around America there are many people-your just not special

Your all immigrants!! No you don't understand the meaning of the word

Why not speak Spanish!--Why not every language and you pay for it

You have plenty to share! No to give to all I have to steal from others-thats not right

Where is your compassion! Where is yours that I should let you in front of line when others have been waiting longer,

Answer 2

I guess the racist part because I find it funny how only white people can be racist.

And I love when people say that everyone in the United States is an immigrant. To me that is stupid, I have lived in the same place all my damn life. Maybe my great great great x's 100 grandparents were immigrants. That sure as hell does not mean I am one.

Actually I am in a political science class that is having a debate over illegal immigration. I do not understand the fact that the Liberals in the class say that America has no national identity.

Answer 3

" this nation was built on immigration "

illegal immigration has been going on......lets see here........uhhhhh,ummmmmmm.....since the border was drawn up. The illegals have been coming for decades, idiots who watch fox news think its an 'invasion' that just started, read a book. It hasn't been a problem for the last 50 years why is it such a big deal now? OH Fox News said it was.....Oh thank God they saved us!

Answer 4

Oh Really???? so all the irish and British came with visas??? so Columbus had a visa or green card ir Citizen ship???

Answer 5

Yeah, I gotta agree with Ricky. That's the best one.

This isn't an excuse but this was posted as a response to another question a few days ago.

"what makes you feel so entitled?" That one really cracked me up. As a citizen of the USA, you are entitled to the benefits that come with citizenship. I am still laughing out loud about that one.

Answer 6

I very rarely use "you are racist", in fact I only use it to respond to someone who says something racist. My favorite anti-immigration excuses are :

"They dont pay taxes"
"They are rapists and murderers"
"They force me to speak Spanish/Shove their culture down my throat"

You KNOW that sh*t isnt true!

Answer 7

Hmmmm...and I suppose being a racist JUST means being prejudice agianst blacks? This land was built on idiots who stole land from Indians. Yeah, *****, you ARe a racist. And don't try to argue. I have an IQ of 198.

Answer 8

My favourite excuses: It's Bush's fault. It's Reagan's fault. permit's preserve it going.... Because the Republicans are in manage of the condominium and senate >chortle< Because the Republicans deregulated Fannie and Freddie >laugh< Because you're in opposition to homosexual marriage >what the...?< You have to be racist. He did not get voted off the Island but. I didn't have pleasant members of the family with that terrorist, Bill Ayers. Sean Hannity is imply! blah blah blah blah blah

Answer 9

they usually say
"they're hard workers"
"they're just trying to make their lives better (for their three wives and forty illigitimate children)"
"everyone is an immigrant" (which is not true AT ALL)

but we all know they're losers who mooch off the american taxpayers. since they don't have any money for food, the answer can't be get food, the answer has to be pop out more babies.

Answer 10

2 of yours, are 2 of mine. Here is another one.
The only legal citizens are Native Americans.
I think if you are born here, that makes you a Native American.