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2006-06-12 08:52:54 · 22 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Thanks Rory Emerald for a very funny question.

2006-06-13 09:40:18 · update #1

22 answers

Yepperz! He looked both ways, and tried to tell the chicken to, but the chicken was an atheist!

2006-06-12 09:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 6

Yea, he looked in all those streets in downtown Jerusalem, although a horse-drawn cart nearly hit him as a child in Nazareth. And if that didn't actually happen, it would make a good story for the Catholic Church to cover-up. DaVinci Code 2: Jesus Almost Dies as a Child. I wonder how the Vatican would suppress that.

2006-06-12 16:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 0 0

I am going to agree with some of the previous answers. I think that 1. He would already know what was coming and/or 2. what would he be getting hit by? other than a camel or donkey.

2006-06-12 16:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by Shay 3 · 0 0

Nah, he prayed to God to hold traffic.

Besides, I don't think he was worried about getting hit by anything; there aren't many accounts of fatal hit-and-runs from a donkey cart!

2006-06-12 15:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by the_dude 4 · 0 0

DUH.....of course he DIDNT!!!! He made all the damm cars,he can stop them if he wants,so y shoud he look bouth ways? I mean he made the cars,not the rules right? He can breack them just because he's Jesus,& he can whitout being punished..........So he's like lucky & stuff.
But wayt.............There were NO cars when Jesus was on earth U dumb ***!!!!!!! (no ofence,I call everibody random names)

2006-06-12 16:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 1 · 0 0

Better question would be why he crossed the street................But I think he would have looked both ways and blessed them........Now I need to repent....

2006-06-12 15:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by BuckFush 5 · 0 0

Cute, real cute. LOL. He did if he didn't want to get run over by a chariot or an ox cart!!

2006-06-12 15:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by zharantan 5 · 0 0

Nah, He preferred to walk on water!

2006-06-12 16:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by fairiedancer2 3 · 0 0

what is your purpose in this question? if your not going to logically ask a question that has a meaning or point, why do you find it necessary to ask insipid questions?

2006-06-12 16:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by travelbaby 2 · 0 0

I am sure he did, as he was 100% human, like us, when on this earth. (though he was 100% God, too.)
His concern was that no one else would get hurt.

2006-06-12 15:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0 0

Karen has the correct answer.

2006-06-12 15:59:18 · answer #11 · answered by Kenneth 4 · 0 0

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