What will happen first:
Michael Jackson's return to normal?
Or
Jesus Christ's return to earth?
2006-06-12 08:12:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
MJ's return to normalcy is more likely to happen than JC returning to earth.
2006-06-12 08:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ's return to earth. Besides, once a cucumber is pickled, it can never go back to just a cucumber...Michael Jackson will never be normal again....
2006-06-12 15:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Eskimo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ's return. I don't think Michael has any real desire to fit in with what society says is the norm. Why should he?
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Sharon
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2006-06-12 15:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by skippingsunday 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus return to earth. Michael Jackson wont stop
2006-06-12 15:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say there is a 0.000001% chance of MJ return to normal, but JEsus Christ has been dead and gone I dont think he will return.
2006-06-12 15:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MJ comes from a famous family, erego he was never what the common layperson might consider "normal" erego your second point is moot. Sorry.
2006-06-12 15:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe that is definitely an atheistic view point with a twist of sacrilegious humor.
2006-06-12 15:28:11 · answer #7 · answered by digilook 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Michael is normal
2006-06-14 22:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one knows when Christ will return, but I hope it's soon
2006-06-12 15:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by trace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 Peter 3:3-
"Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised?"
Looks like Peter was talking about you...
2006-06-12 15:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Seven 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋