your a one man army and you are about to face a 100 soldiers with AK's what would you do and why?

Answer 1

HW MW LW baby!!
Use your heavy weapons first be they fixed wing air or rotary wing or Javelins and artillery. Then when the idiots get a little closer you hit then with the medium weapons like mortars and machine guns. If any are left then you need to take care of those lucky bastards with your killing tools like the M-16 or M-249 saw in conjunction with you 60mm mortars and m-203 grenade launcher.
I hope you can carry and or operate all that stuff being an army of one and all. We in the Marines would just call our Friends to help out.

An army of one will always be defeated by a fire-team of four!

Answer 2

I'd call for an air strike. I'd throw them a burning cult item (either their flag, the Bible, The Koran, the Confederate flag, the Queen's picture) in order to shake their wits with anger and turn them into wild beasts, which in turn I'd hunt one by one with my AK.

I'd give them the finger once I've run out of ammo.

Answer 3

first of all, depends of the environment, depends on how much amunition, standard clip comes with about... 30 bullets. so find a sharp object, lay low till night. Carrfully study their formation, catch one going out and taking a piss, kill him, silently, perfably with out a struggle, snap his neck, take every thing, radios, gun, amunition, uniform, go back to there camp and try not to be talked to but act as if your guarding then when the majority go to sleep, (normally the'll take there gear off.) patrol the camp(act) cassually take some stuff without being notice, and toss grenades in the tents and throw some out in the woods, after chaos and confusion sets in. begin to fireing in the woods and running back wards shouting, acting as if you saw one, or play dead, in the mist of confusion, act as if you wer taken out by a silencer. now if you were to do the first choice, they would most likely start shooting in the direction your shooting, thinking that a fire fight ensued, and you could tell them that there over there, (iif they speak english) and take the rear, and silently take them out from the back up, with a knife that you stole earlier, or you can take a gamble and light them up, however you played dead, they would most likely take persuit in that direction or try to flank, then you get up and do as i suggested before. The possibilities are limitless

Answer 4

Pretend I wasn't an army but rather a poor beggar. Approach them, ask for a handout and they'd tell me to go away. Which is exactly what I'd do!

Answer 5

Well if it's the French army yell boo and they'll surrender...sorry sorry it had to be said, yes I've watched to many late night talk shows...it's a joke folks jeshhh

Answer 6

If you get out of it, see a shrink. If you're contemplating it, see a shrink like RIGHT NOW!!!!!

I'd like to say I'd call for support and hope I don't have to tell them to walk 'em in. Just get a zoomie in there like quick - oh.

Push come to shove, shoot, move, and communicate. Don't get captured. You don't get to write your memoirs that way.

Wait a minute. I forgot the obvious .... you could get 'em all to surrender.

Answer 7

Don my cloak of invisibility and vanish into thin air.

Interestingly, Panacea immediately assumed the enemy soldiers were muslims. Isn't he smart? what if they were Chinese muslims? Or Russian muslims?

Answer 8

Give the greatest speech of my life, probably copying heavily from Braveheart, because I am their commander. You never said "enemy" soldiers.

Answer 9

Call in an airstrike. Then light up a smoke and joke about how stupid and inept muslims are at warfare.

Answer 10

Pray, and throw your Holy Hand Gernade!