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Tell the story man..........


Okay..... I'm bored.... so I'm imagining it went something like this:

You had to pee, but you were somewhere... like in the car where you couldn't get to a bathroom. You really had to go. You found an empty soda bottle on the floor of the car, and after contemplating this decision for a while mixed in with the dares from your friends, you decided *the hell with it... I gotta go.* You pee into the bottle. Anyways, you screw on the cap, but decide it's not hot to bring a bottle of warm piss into the bar with you, so you leave it in the car. Besides, all your friends were still like "I can't believe you did that man!!" And you didn't want the female bystanders to get the wrong impression. So anyways, it's a few hours later, and you're obviously toasted. One of your friends leads you to the car, unlocks the door and you climb in. He realises he forgot his ID at the table, so he runs back into the bar. You're sitting outside for a few minutes when the dehydration from all the beer starts to kick in. Your foot bumps into something on the floor. You stretch your hand down and feel around until you're palming a plastic soda bottle. You bring it into the light to get a good look at it and exclaim "Alright! Mountain Dew!!!"


Is that what happened????!!!!

2006-06-12 07:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by punchy333 6 · 0 0

Our late prime minister Sri Morarji Desai was an advocate of this to improve health routinely by intention. In fact he has written a book on this.

2006-06-12 07:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sanjiv K 1 · 0 0

No, I have not , (other than perhaps an accidental taste) but some people do this believing that it has health benefits. Some people even believe that p drinking is mentioned favorably in the Bible.

2006-06-12 07:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by skygreen 4 · 0 0

i have drank my own piss before , and NOT by accident. i find it hard to imagine anyone drinking their OWN piss being an accident. my piss drinking extravaganza happened during a college party. 7&7.7 shots of tequila & 7 shots of piss on a stoopid bet that i lost!!! SHE did 9!!!!!!!!

2006-06-12 07:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by warpaint 1 · 0 0

I used to know a lad who drunk a pint of piss full of the contens of a dirty ash tray for a laugh. It wasn't his piss I hasten to add, normally a "cocktail" supplied by several amused onlookers. If that dosn't make you feel less queezy I don't know what will. lol

2006-06-12 07:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

as quickly as a woman begged me to piss on her so I did and he or she lapped up a number of my splashes. It become the main un-erotic element I actual have ever accomplished even though it become super to tell my friends afterwords. Her call become Charlotte from London and he or she needed me to defecate on her as nicely, finished psycho!

2016-12-13 15:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How do you do that by accident? You road the short bus to school didn't you?

2006-06-12 07:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 0 0

how can someone drink their own urine by accident, are you storing urine in your fridge or somewhere in your house to drink it by accident.did you confuse the toilet bowl for a jug, i take it you are one of those nasty people who have an aversion to flushing

2006-06-12 07:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by sammy 2 · 0 0

What I fail to understand is, how in Hades did you "accidentally" drink your own pee?

2006-06-12 07:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0 0

naw man cant say that i have. and never really leave it sitting around for somebody to drink either. good luck with that.

2006-06-12 07:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by chevy 5 · 0 0

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