who can make me laugh?

Answer 1

lOOK AT YOUR AVATAR MATE!

Answer 2

did u know:
- that the only animal that has a gold in its body is the girafee under its eyelid.


- that no twins had been born in australia for 40 years.


- that all the people who live in Osaca (in japan) was born in the daylight no one at night for 70 years.


- that holland's flag was designed by the brazillian player Junior.



- that india does not have salt in it and take it from the sea.



- that the blood of wolves are a basic contents of Lipton tea.

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did u know that all the above is Bullshit!
comon u believed it. GOTCHA!!

Answer 3

I guess Christmas is cancelled this year.
You told santa you were good.

He died laughing.

also:

There was this blonde that went to wal*mart. and she talked to an employee about buying a TV. She told the manager that she wanted that one, (pointing her finger at it) and the employee said "ma'm, i cant sell you that TV" and she replies "why?!" he says "well ma'm, Your not smart enouph to own it" and the lady got really mad and left.
The next day, she comes back, only this time with a brunett wig on.
and she tells the employee, "I would like to buy that TV please"
and the employee replies, "*mutters* oh my god!** ok look ma'm take off the wig!
"How did you know it was me?"
and the clerk replies "ma'm I know it was you, because you have kept trying to buy that microwave for the past 2 days."

ok:
you know your a dumbass when the doorbell rings, and you open the microwave.

Answer 4

No one can't make u laugh. Only u can laugh.
If u like to laugh go alone to any of ur bed room laugh for a long time.It is good for heath also........

Answer 5

ur girlfriend or boyfriend can make u laugh but ur wife or husband will make u cry!!!
did u laugh on this joke
pls inform me whether u r male or female..
pls can u give me 10 pts 4 being so nice 2 u!!!

Answer 6

heres a joke to make u laught
ok this blond walks into a best buy and theres a sign that says no blonds so she colors her hair black because theres 90% off some of the new stuff there.........she walks in and asks how much is this tv? the man at the desk say ur a blond so plz lev now.......so she gose colors her hair brown and gose asks a different person and she says how much is this tv? and that person knows that she was a blone too and asked her to lev once more............she thinks to herself and she thought that thy remembered wat she looked like so she colors her hair red and makes herself look like a rocker but comes bake the next day and asks someone different how much is that tv overthere and he says ur a blond plz lev as he walks her out she stops and asks him how do u know im a blond? and he says thats not a tv its a microwave.............

Answer 7

Not me I'm afraid, my jokes are rubbish! But at least I try....
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

you can stop laughing now

Answer 8

Me. Observe:

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Answer 9

You're a lesbo.

Sombody called me that once and I laughed out loud!

Answer 10

A Dog Called Sex

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call
mine Sex.

Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to
renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a
license for Sex; he said he would like one too. Then I said,
"but this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked
like.

Then I said, "you don't understand: I have had Sex since I
was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog
with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife
and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room
in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex
keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was
standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to
have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold
my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. "I hoped
to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I
was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that
after I was married Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing
in this alley at 4:00 in the morning." I said, "I am looking
for Sex."

My court case comes up on Friday.

Answer 11

Early Bird Catches the worm but the early worm dies


A girl is eating a twinkie and she is close to a dog and her mom says Honey, you will get hair on your twinkies and the girl replies, i know and i will get boobies