Can I put that on my resume next to my Galaga high score?
2006-06-12 05:38:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think Jiff is looking for a viscosity tester.
2006-06-12 05:40:29 · answer #1 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it is one thing they would probably look at as a signal that you are a multi-talented individual, with a bright future in the insurance fraud division of any company. You will probably be in the ER enough to see it all and know if the people are actually in pain or just trying to get the never ending gift from the insurance and taxpayers each month .
My advice is to expand your talent base with a more difficult and intricate type of skill. ex.......You could stand on your head suck peanut butter through your nose while singing You Light Up My Life. or perhaps the old and tried skill of being able to stack greased bb's while someone is tickling your feet with a feather and you are naked. This one has backfired a few time though. the naked part doesn't always work out for the best results!
You seem like a young man of brillance and I feel you will go far in your life. I bet you make it all the way to the Head Offices of the Dairy Queen management team some day! LOL!
You are indeed a funny guy and I am glad I took the time to follow your q&a's for a couple of days! Having fun is the only way to have anything at all.
2006-06-13 14:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, most employers not only ask for references and Galaga high scores, but are extremely interested in the skills you have with peanut butter. Why just the other day I showed off my mad skills of eating peanut butter without it sticking to the roof of my mouth and I got a 50,000 dollar a year bonus! It was crescent fresh YO!
2006-06-12 12:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by King 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ghostRIDER not WRITER..
what's your high score on galaga? that's my fave game. I got 200,000 once at an arcade.
Now the sucking peanut butter out of a jar.... :)
2006-06-12 12:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could probably get you on the David Letterman show.
If you are looking for a job as a pornographic film star, it might be a plus under "skills".
2006-06-12 12:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by parrotjohn2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it interesting. I am not sure if I would put it on a resume if I were you. I guess it would depend on what type of job you were going for.
The question made me giggle, that has to count for something...
2006-06-12 12:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by MoMattTexas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you tell the ladies that, you might get more phone numbers. Sucking skills are always good.
2006-06-13 17:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is a fine skill, but I'll leave it at that as I just received a violation for adult content.
2006-06-12 12:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not good for anything but an anurisim...anyway, love the screen name lord of the rings is the best!!
msazub...actually it is ghostWRITER i used to watch the show i'm sure there is a ghostRIDER as well but not in this context...
2006-06-12 12:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by *steelers* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so much but the next time you know someone who gets a marble stuck in their nose...you are who they should be calling!!
2006-06-12 12:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by mojo jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋