I read a joke about a man from Minnesota and a man from Florida.
The joke was funny in itself, but being British, I didn't know if there was any significance in the two states, that made the joke more amusing.
2006-06-12
03:11:47
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kevyn_uk
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Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The boss hired him. "Start tomorrow. After we close, I’ll see how you did."
After the store closed, the boss asked.
"How many customers did you serve today?
The kid says "One".
The boss says "Just one? How much was the sale for?"
"$101,237.65".
"$101,237.65? What did you sell him?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then a medium hook. Then a large hook. Then a new rod. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said on the coast, so I said he needed a boat, we went to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. He didn't think his Civic would pull it, so we went to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK? Is that right?"
The kid answered,
"No, he came in here for his wife’s Tampons, and I said,
'Dude, your weekend's shot;
You should go
2006-06-13
02:17:12 ·
update #1
Fishing
2006-06-13
02:18:05 ·
update #2