Quotes....?

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

2006-06-12 01:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Kain 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋

* Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Author: Jack Handey

* If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
Author: Jack Handey

* Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it 'dull' that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?
Author: Jack Handey

2006-06-12 08:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by King of Hearts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.
- Brigham Young

The wind of anger blows out the lamp of intelligence.
- unknown

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
- Leo Buscaglia

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.
- George Washington Carver

Kindness is a language which the dumb can speak, the deaf can understand.
- C.N. Bovee

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
- The Dalai Lama

The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.
- unknown

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
- Burton Hills

Yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
- unknown

A man is not old until regrets start taking place of dreams.
- unknown

You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays.
- Professor Harold Hill

omorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
- unknown

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have, if we didn't spend half of our time wishing.
- unknown

2006-06-12 08:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by jen_seemore 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperour he will not bit you. That is the principal difference between man and dog.
Mark Twain

Hating people is like buring down your house to get rid of a rat.
Emerson Fosdick

Parent are the bones on thich children sharpen their teeth.
Peter Ustinov

Many things are lost for want of asking.
English proverb

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Madame Curie

Be happy at this moment for this moment is your life.

Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
H.M.Carall

Don't look back unless you intend to go that way.
Mark Holm

2006-06-12 08:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by hpadbanabhan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

To Error Is Human, But To Forgive Is Divine.

2006-06-12 08:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by farside76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

The mask,in time,comes to be the face itself.-anon
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you really was?-Satchel Paige
I live not in the world of reality,but in the world of fantasy.The realm of those who believe and conceive,not of those who realize.-Jeff Long

2006-06-12 08:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

My favourite is: -
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Elenor Rooseveldt

2006-06-12 08:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

BEER the problem of and solution 2 all lifes problems. ireland rules

2006-06-12 08:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by jimmythebullstromboni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

ooh. I love quotes too:

Here's one that hasn't been submitted:

I've learned that people will forget what you said.
People wll forget what you did.
But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

--Maya Angelou

2006-06-12 11:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

"Joys impregnate. Sorrows bring forth."
--William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"

2006-06-12 08:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Errare humanum es

2006-06-12 08:50:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

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