Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.
The Moral Of The Story
1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2) Everyone who gets you out of the **** is not necessarily your friend.
3) And if you're warm and happy in a pile of ****, keep your mouth shut.
2006-06-12 01:05:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**** = SHlT
2006-06-12 01:06:29 · update #1
Lmao and has the censoring changed a bit around here or what, coz I was able to say f***ing earlier and had to bleep it out myself. :)
Bloody hell did you see that, it happened again. :D
2006-06-12 01:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a disgusting thought of being in a pile of sh*t, and an embarrassing thought to be killed coming out from underneath a pile of sh*t.
Good morals, I knew them before I read your "question" though. Third one's instinct.
2006-06-12 08:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I'll now look at the pile of sh+it that my life is in a whole different light.
2006-06-12 08:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by curious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am going out of the way i.e. 12/10. never came across like this. BABy, now I wont ask u to cry anymore.
2006-06-12 08:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4)Beware of the cat, and quiet before it will clear away your manure
2006-06-14 08:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one mate.Golden....some days u the pigeon, some days u the statue. Quality stuff.
2006-06-12 08:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Cube 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........that's a good one! I like the the moral of the story #3.
2006-06-13 02:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a very nice one Baby.
hmmm seems like you're learning a lot.
2006-06-12 22:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One, That one actually knocked me off my socks ;-)
2006-06-12 08:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow BABy you have been learning quite ****
2006-06-12 08:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋