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Irish bank robbers

A group of Irish gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.

The Irish, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the Irish find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

'Well,' says one Irish to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'

They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.

2006-06-12 01:02:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.

Disappointed, each of the Irish makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a newspaper headline reads, 'Ireland's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'

2006-06-12 01:02:59 · update #1

comments people?

2006-06-12 01:04:29 · update #2

4 answers

hahahahahahaha
so gross

2006-06-12 01:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ashleigh 3 · 0 0

A joke I've hurd a lot.... though with out the Irish bit.

2006-06-12 01:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 0 0

So this Irishman walks past a bar.

2006-06-12 01:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Caritas 6 · 0 0

Wahahaha! that's very good! nice one!

2006-06-12 01:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Crappy 3 · 0 0

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