one day a saudi muslim man locked his wife in a room because she spoke to another man. He drilled a hole of 2 inches on the door and told the philipino house maid to feed the wife only through this hole.
2 days later the muslim man asked the maid as to what she has been feeding his wife. The maid told her that she fed her only sausages. when the muslim man asked why sausages the maid replied ' only sausages go through muslim madam" hole'
Comments?
2006-06-12 00:41:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ummmm...okay...im i supposed to laugh..???....
2006-06-18 19:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, i am a muslim and i like your joke!!!!But, it,s not a muslim joke, i have read that before and you just added the muslim word. It is appicable to any religion.
How about this.....american joke? An american hunter bought home a DEER he killed and cooked it. Before dinner, he let his children guess what it was. He gave a clue, Your mom calls me this word, sounds like!! Suddenly, the youngest cried, shouting "Everyone , don't eat it. It's a DEMON'.( kidding, i just added the word american, it could be applied to any one)
2006-06-12 16:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
I'm not laughing at your stupid joke I'm lauging because you a stupid, obsessed freak with no brain- and no sense of humour.
What was so funny, I'm sure a lot of people wants to know.
2006-06-15 03:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by *Samantha* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello brother,
Laughter is a best medicine. you can make joke of an individual, place, etc but not particularly a religion. Do u know it creates anger & hatred but not laughter.
I being a muslim pray god to shower his blessings on u throughout your life.
2006-06-12 01:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by brainteaser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comments: Was the funny part because Muslims don't eat pig meat?
2006-06-12 00:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetgal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
it was building up to be almost funny then you did this:
"' only sausages go through muslim madam" hole'" that punch line was really weak
2006-06-12 00:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by Shamal_Cortes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this really a joke or this is your a$$ b.itch.
2006-06-12 16:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by George W. Bastard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teh jkoe stuibale fro
eourp only,,,,,
2006-06-12 00:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny; actually inappropriate
2006-06-12 00:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by daliaadel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser
2006-06-12 01:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by marshallmedo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋