2006-06-11 23:27:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
bollocks spook, take a cocktail of prozac & vodka d1ckface & dont take life so serious. Aint my fault ya uncle abused ya. smile & the world smiles wiv ya ;-) . look at me i retired at age of 28, and im smiling everyday coz the world smiles with me. hope u get other ur problems soon m8. Ecstacy works 4 me if i get a problem %-)
2006-06-11 23:48:29 · update #1
Depends on the conductivity of your willy. To test that, lie down nude in the open and try using it as an antenna by hitching it to a TV!!!!!!
2006-06-11 23:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Neeraj 2 · 9⤊ 7⤋
Who cares, you wouldn't be here to ask stupid questions either way. :-P
Reminds me of a golf joke: Why is the best way to avoid getting struck by lightning on a gold course? Grab a #1 iron and hold it above your head.....cuz not even God can hit one of those things.
2006-06-12 06:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by Gregie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the erect1 would get struck 1st, since that is the biggest sin that God would want to cut off as it is the cause of some many problems on Earth.
2006-06-12 06:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by God you are my all in all in Jesus' name 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bolt strikes the most tallest structure in the region.
So if you are standing . its pokes thru you head and bolts thru' your heels.
If you are lying down seeing up..with a hardo.
it gets thru your frenum and comes thru yr ar*eh*le.
But beware , if there could be a plant which is just taller than yr
4 inch di*k. Than it takes the bolt rather.and you lie tehre like a slump...you freako.
2006-06-12 06:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by kanuuscbe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....... lets hope so
Retired at 28? LMFAO sure you are is that what your Mommy tells you so you don't feel bad because you are mentally "challenged" and that why you can't work? ..
retired at 28... LMFAO thanks for the laugh man... LOL with all that time on your hands now, instead of asking stupid question why not go back to school and learn to spell
2006-06-12 06:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
electricity always takes the most direct route to earth itself, so lightning will strike the tallest object
so unless your winky is taller than your head and any surrounding natural or man made objects i think it will probably be quite safe lol
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2006-06-12 06:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by lady_sephie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bigger object your head, cause its hard and nothing gets in like metal, as for your willie, it's too small for the lighting to strike or find, lol!!!
2006-06-12 06:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by antoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefull it will be your birds head because it is a bit sad if your naked in a field all by yourself.
2006-06-12 10:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by scarlet pimpernell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With any luck the lightening would pass through your head and out of your penis destroying any chance of you spreading your clearly defective genes !!!
2006-06-12 06:32:54 · answer #9 · answered by Spook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since "streamers" usually drift up from the highest point, it would probably be what ever was highest that would attract the bolt...
2006-06-12 06:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The head on your shoulders -- it stands taller.
The end result would be the same, though....
2006-06-12 06:32:07 · answer #11 · answered by alter_tygo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋